# American Dopers use the word "fuck" like the Smurfs use the word "smurf" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 26, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749 "2001-10-26T10:41:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/61 "2001-10-27T16:06:25Z")
To all those who post against the word “fuck”. \*\* FUCK YOU.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/62 "2001-10-27T18:34:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chickenhead \* > \*\*I’ll be Papa Fuck. > On another note, isn’t this one of the more bizarrely infolded posts you’ve read? I mean, you’ve got some people talking about Hamlet, some people talking about grammar, and some people talking about fucking smurfs? > > Also, the past participle can be used as an adjective. > > eg I am totally fucked. (in trouble) > I am totally fucked up. (inebriated) > Your car is fucked up. (broken) > Your logic is fucked up. (erroneous) > > Present participle adverb : > You are fucking stupid. (very stupid) > > Present progressive : > You are fucking a dog (transitive) > They’re fucking in the church (intransitive) > You are fucking Stupid. (Okay, that one is a little confusing-- by that, I mean you are fucking that person who is always with that person who is wearing the T-shirt.) > > Gerund: > I love fucking. > > Verbal: > To fuck is an amazing thing. > > General noun (use is somewhat uncommon): > You are a total fuck! (i.e. fucker, asshole) > > Bumping your toe: > FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUUUCK! Fuckity fuck fuck McFuck fuck FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Ow. > > Once you become proficient, you can speak the English language with the fluency of my friends and manipulate the word to your behest. > > Fucking uh, I was fucking studying for this fucking test, but I was fucked up because my girlfriend didn’t wanna fuck when I drove down to fucking visit the bitch, and I was fucking takin’ all this fucking Dexedrine etc… \*\* All I have to say is that I would have paid a lot more attention to English grammar in junior high school if it had been taught this way. “Fuckity fuck fuck **McFuck** fuck” Hee-hee-hee-hee. ---
**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/63 "2001-10-28T15:25:41Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Creaky \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox \*\*\* > Wait, hang on… > > Doesn’t “peyo” mean “fart” in Spanish??? Or maybe it’s spelled “peo”… I can’t remember! Well, maybe it’s a play on the sound of the word?? Wow, we’re coming full circle here. According to [this site](http://phrases.shu.ac.uk/cgi-bin/tp_post4.cgi?=183500), the origin of the word "petar(d) is > [@](#): > > From the French ‘p[sup]o[/sup]/[sub]oo[/sub]ter’ - to fart. (Woo-hoo! my 5 year old is speaking French already! Just the other day I heard him say one of his classmates pooted…) ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/64 "2001-10-28T19:01:21Z")
This is [evidently chicken town](http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/chicktow.html) I think the guy was in a fowl mood that day. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/65 "2001-10-28T20:00:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*This is [evidently chicken town](http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/chicktow.html) I think the guy was in a fowl mood that day. \*\* From the site: The fucking cops are fucking keen To fucking keep it fucking clean The fucking chief’s a fucking swine Who fucking draws a fucking line At fucking fun and fucking games The fucking kids he fucking blames Are nowehere to be fucking found Anywhere in chicken town After winning his bet to write a children’s book using only 50 words, Dr. Seuss went double-or-nothing with slightly different variation . . . ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/66 "2001-10-28T22:07:51Z")
I would also note that the author is British so… ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/67 "2001-10-29T03:03:45Z")
Shakespeare took peyote and did WHAT to a Smurf?!?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Chronolicht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Chronolicht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronolicht)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/68 "2001-10-29T18:22:39Z")
The Fucking Fucker Is Fucking Fucked. Eh. Fuck It. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/69 "2001-10-29T22:34:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LouisB \* > \*\*I recently saw a tee shirt emblazoned with the message: > > “Fuck you, you fucking fuckelty fuck.” > > I absofuckinglutely thought it over the fucking top. \*\* Also at the onion they sell a bunch of good t-shirts. One of them simply reads “Let the fucking begin!” Classic. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749/70 "2001-10-30T01:32:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gooti \* > \*\*From this point forward my name shall be **Fuckette**. \*\* Then call me Hefty Fuck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-dopers-use-the-word-fuck-like-the-smurfs-use-the-word-smurf/89749.md?page=3)