# American Election

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 4, 2012, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632 "2012-09-04T11:20:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zep\_Tepi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@Zep\_Tepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zep_Tepi)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/1 "2012-09-04T11:20:35Z")

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Just in passing - If I were Mitt Romney I would be shouting from the rooftops at every rally “No You Didn’t”

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/2 "2012-09-04T11:48:33Z")

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Thanks for sharing.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/3 "2012-09-04T11:53:00Z")

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Why would Mitt Romney shout that?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/4 "2012-09-04T12:23:12Z")

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It’s a metaphor for the plight of Mitt’s old dog. People at the rally would look up and see Mitt strapped to the rooftop, crying out “no you didn’t, no you didn’t” as he shit in his pants.

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/5 "2012-09-04T16:29:18Z")

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> [@Zep\_Tepi](#):
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> If I were Mitt Romney I would be shouting from the rooftops at every rally “No You Didn’t”

Makes sense. The Republicans have been caught in lies before, why stop now?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/6 "2012-09-04T16:37:33Z")

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“Shouting from the rooftops at every rally”? What an odd way to put it, Willard is going all out for the chimney sweep vote? Shades of Mary Poppins.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/7 "2012-09-04T16:46:50Z")

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> [@Zep\_Tepi](#):
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> Just in passing - If I were Mitt Romney I would be shouting from the rooftops at every rally “No You Didn’t”

Followed up with “Don’t go there!” and “You go, girl!” Finally concluding his speech with “You better dump that zero and get with this hero!”

And that, my friends, is how Mitt took control of the Jenny Jones audience member demo.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/8 "2012-09-04T17:20:23Z")

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I would shout it at an empty chair to show America that I really meant business.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/9 "2012-09-04T17:21:17Z")

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Okay, I’ll be the one who takes this semi-seriously.

I’m assuming the OP feels there’s something that Obama is widely claiming he did but hasn’t actually done? Could you explain what it is specifically?

In a broader sense, the fact that I’m asking indicates this wouldn’t be a very effective strategy. A good campaign slogan doesn’t need to be explained.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/10 "2012-09-04T17:29:43Z")

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> [@Zep\_Tepi](#):
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> Just in passing - If I were Mitt Romney I would be shouting from the rooftops at every rally “No You Didn’t”

As opposed to Chris Christie running for re-election in New Jersey, in which he shouts at every rally, “Double meat, double cheese, and I’ll have a large root beer with that!”

That slogan makes more sense for Christie than what you’ve suggested for R-Money.

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**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/11 "2012-09-04T18:15:07Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Followed up with “Don’t go there!” and “You go, girl!” Finally concluding his speech with “You better dump that zero and get with this hero!”
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> And that, my friends, is how Mitt took control of the Jenny Jones audience member demo.

A masterclass in rebutting partisanship without resorting to ineffective, dreary earnestness. Bravissimo!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/12 "2012-09-04T18:16:47Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I would shout it at an empty chair to show America that I really meant business.

And no one heard at all, not even the chair.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/13 "2012-09-04T18:52:20Z")

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Did you see Colbert lose a debate with the empty chair last week? It was awesome.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/14 "2012-09-04T18:57:33Z")

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Duh, I get it. It’d be a rebuttal to Obama’s 2008 “Yes, We Can!”

Which I thought was brilliantly parodied **here** :

[http://digibody.com/obama/images/photo/obama\_mad\_cover.jpg](http://digibody.com/obama/images/photo/obama_mad_cover.jpg)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/15 "2012-09-04T18:59:31Z")

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> [@Esox\_Lucius](#):
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> Makes sense. The Republicans have been caught in lies before, why stop now?

And of course DEMOCRATS, God bless their pure little souls, never **EVER** lie…! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/16 "2012-09-04T19:05:01Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> And of course DEMOCRATS, God bless their pure little souls, never **EVER** lie…! :rolleyes:

Well played, sir, well played. No where else to go here, but “No u.”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/17 "2012-09-04T19:10:47Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> And of course DEMOCRATS, God bless their pure little souls, never **EVER** lie…! :rolleyes:

OMYGHOD!! He not only gave a vicious rebuttal to a claim nobody made, _he topped it off with :rolleyes:!!_

Moderators, could you please close this thread out of pity for the poor defenseless Democrats-there is no way we could possible counter such a response.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/18 "2012-09-04T19:24:24Z")

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Please, nobody clue him in to using the word “Democ-RATS.” With an eyeroll and that spelling, a Republi-CAN can’t lose!

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/19 "2012-09-04T19:33:25Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Duh, I get it. It’d be a rebuttal to Obama’s 2008 “Yes, We Can!”
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> Which I thought was brilliantly parodied **here** :
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> [http://digibody.com/obama/images/photo/obama\_mad\_cover.jpg](http://digibody.com/obama/images/photo/obama_mad_cover.jpg)

I had forgot about Yes We Can!\* I thought it was the You Didn’t Build It lie the Republicans have been trotting out.

\*When I went to the Colbert/Stewart rally in DC, this drunk guy was trying to climb up into a tree and the crowd around us started chanting “Yes you Can!” but he fell out of the tree and they started changing “No, you couldn’t!”

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-election/633632/20 "2012-09-04T19:59:52Z")

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We have an election forum. Moving this thread there, from IMHO.

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