(American) Football or Soccer?

[Tamerlane]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

I was born in Youropp, but I’ve lived in the US for just over half of my 28 years so I identified as North American,

There you go again, creating cognitive dissonance in my tiny brain.

I just came from here.

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

I’m a Brit,

Pick a side, man!