# American Idol, 1/13/09

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 13, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109 "2009-01-13T16:57:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/161 "2009-01-15T15:51:33Z")

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> [@Rachael\_Rage](#):
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> I was a little confused by what’s coming next. Is there another show tomorrow night with all the rest of the cities, or do we jump straight into Hollywood Pt. 1 next Tuesday?

There are two more weeks of Tues/Wed audition shows in different cities. The Hollywood shows don’t start until after that.

Sad Story guy is my favorite right now, but we’ll have to see if he has much range (stylistically).

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**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/162 "2009-01-15T15:58:15Z")

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Does anyone else think that with some voice training and acting lessons, that Deeep Voice Guy could be a voice artist on the level of Ted Cassidy?

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/163 "2009-01-15T16:02:53Z")

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I wasn’t sure that Deeeeep Voice Guy wasn’t faking. His voice had that hollow tone that you get when you’re faking. He wasn’t faking?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/164 "2009-01-15T16:58:09Z")

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My husband thought he was a faker too.

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**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/165 "2009-01-15T20:26:15Z")

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> [@Sateryn76](#):
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> And, I really like his singing, along with bar singer guy. And, someone I called for the top 12 - a girl of some kind. I can’t remember now who it was, which doesn’t bode well for her success…

I found her - Casey Carlson. I call her for the top twelve. Turns out she can really wear a bikini too 😃

Bikini pics [here](http://caseycarlson.net/)

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**Author:** ![2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/838e76/32.png) [@2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_Fat_Cattle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/166 "2009-01-16T00:12:18Z")

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It amuses me that Asia is so much bigger than India. Just like their namesakes.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/167 "2009-01-16T02:12:44Z")

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Rootin’ for UNC folklore dept. homeboy Anoop Dogg. [Here’s](http://content.usatoday.com/topics/post/life/61413110.blog/1) some of his vocal work with the UNC Clef Hangers.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/168 "2009-01-16T05:46:15Z")

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Jim says Anoop Dogg looks like Kal Penn. I’m thinking he might have the legs to go some distance (good voice, some stage experience, not shy) - we’ll have to see how the Hellywood week goes. Of course, a brown guy who might just be Muslim will have to be 10 times as good as anyone else to stay on American Idol. ☹

I liked Nerd Boy - he looks like the kind of guy I could hang out and make wisecracks about everyone with. I liked Stevie and Lil, too. It was hard to tell how talented Hat Boy was (Von Something?) - his song was kind of a hot mess.

I’m glad to hear all y’all’s take on Cara and Bikini Girl - that was weird and unprofessional. Cara, you have a career that has brought you onto American Idol - you’ve written for the biggest stars. You don’t need to feel threatened by a mediocre singer who is so insecure she felt she needed a bikini to stand out in a singing contest. She’s likely to wash out right away, but I guess Cara doesn’t have that perspective yet (or really is that insecure).

Just a note for the nickname pool - a roughneck/oil worker is also known as a rig pig (as in, “Did you see that rig pig sing? He was much less country than I expected.” 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/169 "2009-01-16T13:38:19Z")

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> [@2\_Fat\_Cattle](#):
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> It amuses me that Asia is so much bigger than India. Just like their namesakes.

When I heard Asia’s name, I actually _guessed_ India’s.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/170 "2009-01-16T17:54:19Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Of course, a brown guy who might just be Muslim will have to be 10 times as good as anyone else to stay on American Idol. ☹

Wrong! Ever heard of Sanjaya? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/171 "2009-01-16T18:08:16Z")

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They came up with the wrong backstory for Anoop Dogg. They should have said he was an orphan from the slums of Mumbai – maybe give him a gangster brother and a lifelong love for the girl he grew up with.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-13-09/481109/172 "2009-01-16T19:18:27Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> Rootin’ for UNC folklore dept. homeboy Anoop Dogg. [Here’s](http://content.usatoday.com/topics/post/life/61413110.blog/1) some of his vocal work with the UNC Clef Hangers.

Pfft. I knew it. The minute he started singing, I turned to my wife and said “Bet you 20 bucks he was a member of the Clef Hangers”. You can spot the A Capella guys a mile away.

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