# American Idol 1/23 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122 "2007-01-23T18:18:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/61 "2007-01-25T01:13:25Z")
Now I’ll have to be subjected to another goat girl just because that girl’s father was mean to her. ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/62 "2007-01-25T01:15:20Z")
[QUOTE=Biggirl] Now I’ll have to be subjected to another goat girl just because that girl’s father was mean to her. [/QUOTE] “Who is this?” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/63 "2007-01-25T01:24:41Z")
Stop already! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/64 "2007-01-25T01:29:54Z")
The soap opera music was kind of funny but she wasn’t really that bad. They’ve put more questionable people through. Remember that crazy guy they put through last year just to dick with Simon. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/65 "2007-01-25T01:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] The soap opera music was kind of funny but she wasn’t really that bad. They’ve put more questionable people through. Remember that crazy guy they put through last year just to dick with Simon. [/QUOTE] Taylor Hicks? By the way, I really like that the show doesn’t take seriously these dramatic moments, but puts them to music. If they played it seriously, it’d be too dramatic. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/66 "2007-01-25T01:32:38Z")
I really, really, really loathe the Jersey girls and they haven’t sung yet. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/67 "2007-01-25T01:36:21Z")
I don’t think the shorter Jersey girl was anything special but she’s getting the hottie examption. The tall one is better. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/68 "2007-01-25T01:37:22Z")
I disagree with Simon. I WOULD like to see them “do it together.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/69 "2007-01-25T01:37:25Z")
Somebody remind me who that cross between Joan Collins and Joan Jett is again. ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/70 "2007-01-25T01:37:37Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] The tall one is better. [/QUOTE] And hotter. She’ll last a while. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/71 "2007-01-25T01:37:46Z")
Phooey. Our Fox affiliate is airing the Iowa-Penn State basketball game. Phooey. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/72 "2007-01-25T01:40:05Z")
The Jersey girls were hot? Really? The blonde is 19 but looked 40. The tall one was better looking but nothing special. But I’m a straight woman so what do I know… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/73 "2007-01-25T01:40:36Z")
They were annoying as hell in the video that showed them shopping and on the beach, but they seemed pretty humble and much less stupid in the actual audition. Had they been turned down, it may have been a different story though. The darker one was insanely hot though. ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/74 "2007-01-25T01:42:33Z")
[QUOTE=AuntiePam] Phooey. Our Fox affiliate is airing the Iowa-Penn State basketball game. Phooey. [/QUOTE] Check for late-night showings. (I will not rub in that some of us live in dual-market areas 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Yuppie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Accidental\_Yuppie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Yuppie)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/75 "2007-01-25T01:44:42Z")
So why is Paula dressed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/76 "2007-01-25T01:47:41Z")
It’s funny how as soon as you can see that someone looks and acts normal, you know they’re going to be able to sing. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/77 "2007-01-25T01:49:15Z")
[QUOTE=KSO] The Jersey girls were hot? Really? The blonde is 19 but looked 40. The tall one was better looking but nothing special. But I’m a straight woman so what do I know… 😉 [/QUOTE] The blonde was just above average in looks. The tall one was smoking hot. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/78 "2007-01-25T01:55:22Z")
Oh my God, he’s so preeetttttyyyyyy. He looks like Tyson Beckford only soooo preeeetttttyyyyy. ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/79 "2007-01-25T01:57:54Z")
**Biggirl** , you and Paula are ogling the jailbait! eh, who am I to stop you? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/80 "2007-01-25T01:58:08Z")
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