# American Idol 1/23 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122 "2007-01-23T18:18:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/81 "2007-01-25T01:59:29Z")
[QUOTE=Biggirl] Oh my God, he’s so preeetttttyyyyyy. He looks like Tyson Beckford only soooo preeeetttttyyyyy. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I gotta say… _dayum_. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/82 "2007-01-25T01:59:33Z")
Where did Simon go? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/83 "2007-01-25T02:00:48Z")
Those beach ball friends are going to turn on one another sooo bad. They’re keeping them on just for the sob story/cat fight that’ll take place when blondie gets cut and the Jersey-hot one has to pretend to care. Ahhh. That 16-year-old is niiice. I liked Randy’s advice, though: ‘Stay humble, stay humble.’ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/84 "2007-01-25T02:00:57Z")
Aw, he’s 16. Now I’m gonna get arrested for those thoughts that floated into my head. Charismatic, charaschmatic-- he was soooo pretttyyyyyy. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/85 "2007-01-25T02:05:01Z")
This sucks without Simon. They should stick to showing mostly good auditions. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/86 "2007-01-25T02:06:07Z")
Someone didn’t take their meds. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/87 "2007-01-25T02:06:44Z")
Simon would have thrown this one out on her ear 5 minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/88 "2007-01-25T02:07:31Z")
Who let Natasha Lyonne audition? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/89 "2007-01-25T02:08:27Z")
Is she’s acting or is she serious? If she’s acting, she pretty good, ff she’s serious she needs a little help. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/90 "2007-01-25T02:08:39Z")
I love when they start yelling outside of the audition room, and you see all the other contestants start snickering. _Everyone_ loves a good meltdown. We are such horrible people! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/91 "2007-01-25T02:09:10Z")
What, wait. “Wrath of Kal?” Is that screamy girl? Are they going to sic her on Simon? This will end in tears. ---
**Author:** ![8675309](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ea5d25/32.png) [@8675309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/8675309)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/92 "2007-01-25T02:11:41Z")
Where was Simon? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/93 "2007-01-25T02:13:08Z")
[QUOTE=8675309] Where was Simon? [/QUOTE] Ryan said at the beginning of the day that Simon had a “singing hangover” and would be late. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/94 "2007-01-25T02:14:56Z")
A Canadian! Wheee! We’re taking over! And she’s good too! Didja see Simon checking her out? ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/95 "2007-01-25T02:17:30Z")
ASSCRACK! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/96 "2007-01-25T02:18:10Z")
[QUOTE=KSO] The Jersey girls were hot? Really? The blonde is 19 but looked 40. The tall one was better looking but nothing special. But I’m a straight woman so what do I know… 😉 [/QUOTE] The dark tall one was unbelievably hot and beautiful. A total dream. She might even get me to vote this year just to keep seeing her. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/97 "2007-01-25T02:18:24Z")
She should be a Pussycat Doll. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/98 "2007-01-25T02:19:47Z")
Her voice sounded like it would be great for laid back jazz, but she doesn’t seem like the jazz type. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/99 "2007-01-25T02:24:46Z")
Meltdown Spaz Chick in the red cowboy hat needs to up her meds, bigtime. The “Rocky training” chick needs to get some better pants. Those were disgusting. I’m sorry, but that isn’t even remotely flattering. It isn’t sexy to show more skin if it makes you look BAD. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-23/389122/100 "2007-01-25T02:25:40Z")
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