# American Idol 1/26 to 1/27 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555 "2010-01-26T20:13:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/1 "2010-01-26T20:13:35Z")
More auditions, more guest judges. Tune in later for more. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/2 "2010-01-26T20:18:41Z")
Honestly, reading the comments here after the show is almost better than the show itself. Will see ya later… ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/3 "2010-01-27T01:12:13Z")
I missed the first 10 minutes. I’m assuming since they’re saying “no golden tickets” that they started with someone who sucks? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/4 "2010-01-27T01:13:57Z")
What the fuck is the meth addict in the cat hoodie? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/5 "2010-01-27T01:14:25Z")
The first guy was a real piece of work. Seemed more like a Jack Black character than a real person. “Worship Pastor”? Is there a non-Worship kind? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/6 "2010-01-27T01:15:30Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > What the fuck is the meth addict in the cat hoodie? It’s Avril Lavigne, and I’m no fan of hers, but what makes you call her a meth addict? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/7 "2010-01-27T01:16:42Z")
That guest judge, whoever she is, looks like a complete moron in that stupid cat hood thing. She kind of talks like an airhead too. Not a lot going on upstairs there, huh? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/8 "2010-01-27T01:18:06Z")
Those aren’t cat ears, they’re little horns. I wonder if she has a tail. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/9 "2010-01-27T01:18:29Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > It’s Avril Lavigne, and I’m no fan of hers, but what makes you call her a meth addict? Smudged eye makeup, greasy hair, sunken eyes, pale skin, too skinny. She’s got everything but the lesions. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/10 "2010-01-27T01:19:18Z")
It’s been 15 minutes and we haven’t had a sob story yet. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/11 "2010-01-27T01:23:13Z")
Who else was sucking their teeth along with Drew Barrymore’s overweight brother? I too wonder what the hell a worship pastor is. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/12 "2010-01-27T01:24:12Z")
Mary is the best I’ve seen so far in all the auditions, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/13 "2010-01-27T01:26:05Z")
And Avril was totally right about Worship Paster, even if she said it with that awful up inflection. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/14 "2010-01-27T01:28:52Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > Smudged eye makeup, greasy hair, sunken eyes, pale skin, too skinny. She’s got everything but the lesions. Cute kid. Is she a good singer? If I was a younger man I’d make some kind of hittin’ it joke. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/15 "2010-01-27T01:32:20Z")
She’s vapid, but she didn’t look dirty or drug addicted to me. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/16 "2010-01-27T01:33:06Z")
Wow, that Past Life show looks singularly awful. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/17 "2010-01-27T01:34:10Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > Cute kid. Is she a good singer? If I was a younger man I’d make some kind of hittin’ it joke. I like a lot of her songs, Complicated being my favorite. I like pop music. If you don’t like pop music you won’t like Avril, no matter how many times she tries to tell you she’s punk. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/18 "2010-01-27T01:37:24Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I like a lot of her songs, Complicated being my favorite. I like pop music. If you don’t like pop music you won’t like Avril, no matter how many times she tries to tell you she’s punk. Unless you meant Katie Perry. She kissed a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/19 "2010-01-27T01:38:10Z")
Neck tattoo. Classy. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555/20 "2010-01-27T01:41:35Z")
I liked neck tattoo and his song choice and his treatment of it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-1-26-to-1-27/526555.md?page=2)