# American Idol 14 & 15 Feb **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 14, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479 "2006-02-14T17:06:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/21 "2006-02-15T01:14:22Z")
Hey, I like the chubby red-head. I wanna hug him. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/22 "2006-02-15T01:16:38Z")
Is “Brittenum” Esperanto for “asshat”? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/23 "2006-02-15T01:18:44Z")
I thought he was never going to shut up. I wonder if they bitch that much in jail. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/24 "2006-02-15T01:21:35Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Not what I was thinking of. She also doesn’t sound that good singing that Bee Gees song. She’s over-singing. OH! It’s from “The Princess Bride,” right? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/25 "2006-02-15T01:21:59Z")
Ah, the asshat was talking-- good time to switch to the Daily Show. Did you know that Denmark marched into Santa Esmerelda’s Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood during the opening Olympic ceremonies ? And that the Vice President shot a 78 year old man in the face? Yes, that was much better than listening to that felon grouse. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/26 "2006-02-15T01:25:11Z")
Good lord, STFU! You forgot the words. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/27 "2006-02-15T01:25:58Z")
Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa Dumbass!!! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/28 "2006-02-15T01:33:16Z")
Beat my bare behind? That goes up there with I should have changed that fucking lock! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/29 "2006-02-15T01:34:47Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Beat my bare behind? That goes up there with I should have changed that fucking lock! I think I like those lyrical changes. Both of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![marymargaret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@marymargaret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marymargaret)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/30 "2006-02-15T01:34:55Z")
The twins are SUCH tools. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/31 "2006-02-15T01:39:50Z")
The Brittenum boys make me want to vomit. Seriously. How can they stand up there with straight faces and say they exemplified _anything_ except how to be the world’s dumbest criminals? _Barf._ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/32 "2006-02-15T01:40:30Z")
Don’t like that Breena biotch. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/33 "2006-02-15T01:48:26Z")
Not crazy about the matching cowboy hats, I have to say. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/34 "2006-02-15T01:49:06Z")
How much does everyone want to bet that someone will capture the clips of the cowboy goodbyes and edit them into another fabulous **Brokeback Mountain** parody? It’s the movie that keeps on giving, people. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/35 "2006-02-15T01:49:45Z")
Aww … bye-bye, Littlest Cowboy! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/36 "2006-02-15T01:53:33Z")
[Cindy Lou Who] Simon Claus, _why?_ Why are you keeping those Brittenums? _Why?_ [/Cindy Lou Who] ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/37 "2006-02-15T01:58:14Z")
Wait, _what?_ Rooms _already?_ What the heck is _happening_ here? ---
**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/38 "2006-02-15T02:01:50Z")
Where was the drama? This year wasn’t near as interesting as last year’s group round. Other than the crazy stuff wtih the twins, there wasn’t much going on this year. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/39 "2006-02-15T02:03:13Z")
There are 44 people left. What happens now? Oh … more cuts tomorrow. This is different. And kind of brutal, actually. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479/40 "2006-02-15T02:15:28Z")
Yeah, they just skipped a bunch of solo auditions. Seems like they could have milked a whole show out of those alone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-14-15-feb/344479.md?page=3)