# American Idol 2/2-3 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 2, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423 "2010-02-02T19:09:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/1 "2010-02-02T19:09:41Z")
I was wondering who was going to start this thread, but it looks to be me. So, off we go with our pants on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/2 "2010-02-03T01:13:37Z")
Two auditions so far. Fugitive Guy - A little surprised that the judges gave him a pass because he was literally all over the place. Jailhouse Rock Giggler: Trainwreck ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/3 "2010-02-03T01:17:08Z")
I like the mom. Who’s the guest judge? I’ve barely been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/4 "2010-02-03T01:18:38Z")
Victoria Beckham. She was a judge in an earlier audition. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/5 "2010-02-03T01:19:27Z")
Crap, I thought it was Posh Spice. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/6 "2010-02-03T01:20:45Z")
Coulda sworn there was another one-- oh well. Loved Rogain Mom. Pretty, pretty voice and likable. And I love track suit’s voice even though she looks like she just ran in from making the kids some sandwiches in between doing the laundry. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/7 "2010-02-03T01:22:05Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > Crap, I thought it was Posh Spice. You wouldn’t be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/8 "2010-02-03T01:22:46Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > Crap, I thought it was Posh Spice. Same thing, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/9 "2010-02-03T01:24:44Z")
Weepy karaoke girl was decent, but I can’t see her having her own sound. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/10 "2010-02-03T01:26:40Z")
I didn’t know Bucky Covington was eligible to try out again. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/11 "2010-02-03T01:27:40Z")
I didn’t know Jeff Spicoli had a son. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/12 "2010-02-03T01:28:40Z")
The Half-Naked Cowboy was very cute and had a nice voice. I’m glad he went through. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/13 "2010-02-03T01:30:05Z")
Please tell me the kid is not this 16 year old’s daughter. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/14 "2010-02-03T01:30:42Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > I didn’t know Jeff Spicoli had a son. He was a 5 time winner on _Jeopardy!_, and has joined the board as **seaborgium**. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/15 "2010-02-03T01:30:56Z")
Of course Posh liked her, they’re from the same Tribe of Orange. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/16 "2010-02-03T01:30:57Z")
I already know I hate this one the most. ETA that kid’s drawings sucked. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/17 "2010-02-03T01:34:08Z")
Orange girl was a total buuterface. She’s how statutory rape charges happen. 16-year-old body, 30-year-old face. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/18 "2010-02-03T01:36:31Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > Please tell me the kid is not this 16 year old’s daughter. They said the kids were friends, including Hope. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/19 "2010-02-03T01:37:08Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I already know I hate this one the most. > > ETA that kid’s drawings sucked. > **[The Best Page In The Universe.](http://maddox.xmission.com)** > > The Best Damn Web Page in the Universe ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423/20 "2010-02-03T01:41:21Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > They said the kids were friends, including Hope. Why the hell is she friends with little kids? That’s weird and wrong. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-2-2-3/527423.md?page=2)