# American Idol - 21, 22, 23 Feb

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 21, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532 "2006-02-21T21:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/61 "2006-02-22T02:04:04Z")

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I actually _like_ Brenna’s personality, but her performance is not good.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/62 "2006-02-22T02:05:38Z")

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Love Mandisa, although I wouldn’t let a friend out of the house in that outfit, yeesh.

Hate the Pickler and her oh so very bad and horrible life story being shoved down our throats.

Becky sucks, try the modeling show next door, thanks.

Pleasantly surprised by Ayla, that one was better than I had any expectation of.

Loved Paris, although I feel like we were unfairly teased with the audition stuff, gimme some Billie Holiday, stat!

Stevie’s just weird, but I hope she hangs around a few weeks cuz I like weirdness.

Briannanana sucked huge syphlitic donkey balls, hah! 😃

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/63 "2006-02-22T02:05:41Z")

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Mandisa and Paris are in a league of their own. Everyone else is bringing various degrees of suck. Brenna’s voice was all over the place.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/64 "2006-02-22T02:05:46Z")

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Stevie, it was not as bad as Simon is saying. Is it me, or am I being impossible to please this year.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/65 "2006-02-22T02:06:04Z")

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I just want to punch her right in that smarmy grin.

Brenna: _cocks head_

Susie: _cocks it back the other way, with much force_

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/66 "2006-02-22T02:06:51Z")

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Oh, fucko off, Brenna.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/67 "2006-02-22T02:07:00Z")

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Oh my god, Brenna, shut the hell up! They are trying to help your skank ass out, dammit! Shut! UP!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/68 "2006-02-22T02:08:09Z")

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For some reason, Brenna’s attitude doesn’t bother me. I kind of like that she’s so brash.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/69 "2006-02-22T02:08:15Z")

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I am not even going to vote for number eight, on the off chance I might misdial and vote for Brenna by accident.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/70 "2006-02-22T02:08:34Z")

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I am NOT a y’all, thank your ho ass very much. _Gaaaaaah!_ In my happiest dreams, she will meet her demise in an explosion of hair gel and pyrotechnic malfunctions.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/71 "2006-02-22T02:09:42Z")

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I suspect that site that supports voting for the worst Idol Contestant may carry Brenna into the final 12.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/72 "2006-02-22T02:11:31Z")

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All she needs is to suck her teeth and swivel her head. Maybe three snaps in ‘Z’ formation. A ghetto drag queen only a girl.  
But I don’t hate her as much as I hated Miklalakilala from last year.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/73 "2006-02-22T02:16:00Z")

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Re: Heather.

I need to buy a thesaurus, to find some synonyms for “suck”.

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/74 "2006-02-22T02:16:37Z")

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Does this girl exist? I don’t remember her. Does she have strengths other than being blandly attractive?

Is this part of Idol’s new affirmative action program for the boring? At least Stevie sucks with flair.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/75 "2006-02-22T02:18:05Z")

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Her new nickname should be Heather “Sucks” Cox. And not for the obvious reason.

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/76 "2006-02-22T02:18:21Z")

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GAH! They are pre-empting Idol until 10:30 tomorrow night in my area (WV) for a basketball game! I guess I won’t get to vote on the guys, unless I do it without seeing them. How can they do that to me?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/77 "2006-02-22T02:24:07Z")

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Phony bitch. Family my ass.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/78 "2006-02-22T02:26:10Z")

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Hey, you can’t say “I have a great heart.” about yourself. Somebody’s gotta say it about you.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/79 "2006-02-22T02:26:23Z")

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What is she singing about??? The music is louder than her words…

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-21-22-23-feb/345532/80 "2006-02-22T02:27:38Z")

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I dislike this phony, pagent personality more than Brenna’s kind of cockiness.

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