# American Idol - 3/15 & 3/16 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603 "2005-03-15T07:04:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/121 "2005-03-16T23:46:34Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Nadia, “You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me” > > Big improvement this week. Id’ like her better if she could stop looking like she’s constipated. 7/10. I was waiting for someone to say that, i didn’t want to be the first. Two words: Fiber One. ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/122 "2005-03-17T00:48:32Z")
Just one hour before elimination night. Heh… Jessica: It was an interesting performance, but nothing special. Anwar–I could listen to him forever, but his overall performance was inconsistant. Sometimes strong, sometimes weak. Course he could burp into the microphone and I’d still vote for him. Mikehal–Meh. Constantine–Bah. Lindsay–Wow! She was even better than last week, that’s for sure. Anthony–Dissappointing. _cries_ Nadia–Superior(But, YuGiOh cut in some parts, but she was still great). Bo Bice–Wow, just wow. Personally, I think he was the best of the night. Vonzell–Could launch 1,000 battleships! One of the better ones of the night. In the middle, my butt! Scott–Just okay. Carrie–Decent. Could have been better. Nikko–WOw! Very surprising, excellent! My ranking: 1. Bo Bice 2. Nadia 3. Vonzell 4. Nikko 5. Anwar 6. Jessica 7. Lindsay 8. Carrie 9, Scott 9. Anthony 10. Mikelah 11. Constantine. Course I doubt Constantine is going anywhere. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/123 "2005-03-17T01:47:52Z")
What the fuck did they do to Bo’s hair? He looks like Janis Joplin. Hey! He should sing Piece of My Heart. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/124 "2005-03-17T01:48:27Z")
The suck…it burns! That Bo Bice - Farm Girl pairing was one of the most painful things I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/125 "2005-03-17T01:50:27Z")
They apparently soaked Bo’s entire head in Super Conditioner. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/126 "2005-03-17T01:53:10Z")
Constantine has 3 chins and all of them are weak. That’s what all that stubble is for. ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/127 "2005-03-17T01:59:42Z")
No surprise on the least 3-Mikhala, Lindsey, and Jessica. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/128 "2005-03-17T02:04:25Z")
Is Paula drunk? Is that a stupid question? ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/129 "2005-03-17T02:05:11Z")
What a horrible fake out. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/130 "2005-03-17T02:06:39Z")
I think Pauler’s “medicine” just kicked in. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/131 "2005-03-17T02:07:28Z")
Did Makalikahineyho curse at Ryan? 'Cause if she did, I like her a lot better all of a sudden. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/132 "2005-03-17T02:07:48Z")
Info for those of us trapped on the West coast! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/133 "2005-03-17T02:11:06Z")
> [@Glory](#): > > Info for those of us trapped on the West coast! It’s like we all said. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/134 "2005-03-17T02:12:12Z")
That sing-out was godawful. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/135 "2005-03-17T02:12:31Z")
Ooops! It’s like we all said. Lindsey is a gracious loser. There should be more like her. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/136 "2005-03-17T02:13:19Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > It’s like we all said. I just see: _No surprise on the least 3-Mikhala, Lindsey, and Jessica._ and: _What a horrible fake out._ and _Did Makalikahineyho curse at Ryan? 'Cause if she did, I like her a lot better all of a sudden._ Was it Michayla? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/137 "2005-03-17T02:13:19Z")
> [@Glory](#): > > Info for those of us trapped on the West coast! Jessica, Mickey and Lindsey, bottom three. The journey has ended for Lindsey. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/138 "2005-03-17T02:13:37Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > That sing-out was godawful. Pretty much like her performance yesterday. I don’t think she’d sing out _better_. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/139 "2005-03-17T02:14:26Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Jessica, Mickey and Lindsey, bottom three. The journey has ended for Lindsey. Did they make her sing? ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603/140 "2005-03-17T02:15:47Z")
> [@Glory](#): > > Did they make her sing? NM. Stupid laggy internet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-15-3-16/294603.md?page=8)