# American Idol 3/28, Songs of the 21st Century **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 28, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256 "2006-03-28T16:02:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/41 "2006-03-29T01:04:52Z")
Sounded kind of scream-y to me… ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/42 "2006-03-29T01:05:00Z")
Damn it. I thought for sure Pickler was going to sing Kelly Clarkson. I think Lisa just sang her last song. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/43 "2006-03-29T01:05:22Z")
Paula’s right, and Randy is right, and the judges are right… And Simon is saying the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/44 "2006-03-29T01:05:44Z")
Way to start things off with a yawn. Six years of music to choose from and she picked THAT? Year after year it seems that you can always count on AI contestants to have totally shitty taste in music. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/45 "2006-03-29T01:06:20Z")
She’s dead. Paula dissed her? She’s dead. Bye Lisa. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/46 "2006-03-29T01:06:29Z")
[QUOTE=Walter Windchill] I was being ironic, rockle. [/QUOTE] Sorry. I’m a dolt sometimes. But you’ve been in these threads long enough to know that already. 😉 Lisa’s singing wasn’t all that great – she really seems to be phoning it in – but the judges all seem to be in a bad mood tonight. Don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/47 "2006-03-29T01:12:21Z")
Perhaps someone else will sing worse than she and then go away… but she’ll still be in the bottom three. And Pickler sang good, although I don’t like country! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/48 "2006-03-29T01:12:27Z")
Kellie sucks again. She should be forced to do something besides country. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/49 "2006-03-29T01:12:49Z")
Lisa - not my taste in song choice; didn’t do a great job with it. Kellie - not my taste in song choice; mediocre job. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/50 "2006-03-29T01:13:32Z")
Heh… Simon is right… And yes, they are moody tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/51 "2006-03-29T01:13:39Z")
Paula seems especially sober tonight. My theory, Paula saw how much Lisa wanted to go and decided to help her. Oh, wait-- being sober has helped Paulers hearing! Dang, Kellie got it too! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/52 "2006-03-29T01:14:00Z")
Kellie’s song is _terrible._ It’s hick-y, even for her. She _does_ know that the Gretchen Wilson schtick is wearing thin even for Gretchen Wilson, right? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/53 "2006-03-29T01:14:53Z")
One of my favorite songs, now makes me want to vomit. Thanks Ace! ---
**Author:** ![marymargaret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@marymargaret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marymargaret)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/54 "2006-03-29T01:15:09Z")
Lisa and Pickler were both really bad. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/55 "2006-03-29T01:15:09Z")
Ace is singing this song like ass. He doesn’t have a big enough voice for this. He sounds like a pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/56 "2006-03-29T01:15:49Z")
TV screen almost didn’t survive the suckitude. He’ll be here next week. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/57 "2006-03-29T01:16:49Z")
Oh, Ace. You’re so pretty, but please shut up. Just … _stop singing_. Why have they all brought the suck tonight? I’m not voting for Ace any more unless he promises to just stand there and look at me. Let me be the first to say that I’m glad this show is only an hour long tonight, because I can’t take much more than that. OH NO! A scar! Please don’t make him into the new A-Fed! ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/58 "2006-03-29T01:16:53Z")
The song choices are going downhill. All the performances have been poor. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/59 "2006-03-29T01:17:02Z")
I guess we know who Paula’s fucking! ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256/60 "2006-03-29T01:17:31Z")
Ok, the judges are grumpy… Paula is back to her old self, if only for a moment… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-28-songs-of-the-21st-century/350256.md?page=4)