# American Idol 3/3-3/5

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160 "2009-03-03T17:05:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/1 "2009-03-03T17:05:29Z")

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Tonight, the remaining contestants perform for two hours. The second night, three finalists are picked, and on the third night, the judges’ favorites compete to move forward.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/2 "2009-03-03T17:34:31Z")

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Judges favorites?

[cynical]

or Producers/Sponsors favorites? (or is it the same thing?)

Is this an avenue for TPTB to get train wreck contestants like Tatiana in the final 12?

[\cynical]

I thought wildcards would be the three contestants with the most votes that didn’t get in during the semi-finals. I guess not.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/3 "2009-03-03T18:39:32Z")

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I think Anoop will get a wild card nod, at least I hope so. Unfortunatly idoubt my favorite, Norman Gentle, will.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/4 "2009-03-03T18:42:57Z")

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Prediction: Lil Rounds gets the pimp spot tonight.

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**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/5 "2009-03-03T19:40:20Z")

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I’m nervous for Blind Guy. He won’t have his piano, his movements will probably be a little awkward…and at one point during Hollywood week, he was sounding kinda not that great…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/6 "2009-03-03T20:18:39Z")

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Thus far, I’d say that Anoop _should_ be the biggest lock for a Wild Card spot. He’s far and away the best singer not to make it to the Top 12.

That said, Tatiana _is_ the biggest lock for a Wild Card spot. She’s a good singer, and she brings a ton of crazy to the table – just the kind of thing the producers want.

The only way they don’t both make it to the Top 12 is if they toss in a rule where one reject from each of the groups has to be named a Wild Card.

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/7 "2009-03-03T21:40:29Z")

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> [@Sateryn76](#):
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> I’m nervous for Blind Guy. He won’t have his piano, his movements will probably be a little awkward…and at one point during Hollywood week, he was sounding kinda not that great…

As I understand it, he is not totally blind and is also versatile in playing other instruments. Plus everyone gets to rehearse and sing with a full band accompanent.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/8 "2009-03-04T01:04:50Z")

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Is it just me, or are there sound problems for this first guy, Von? A lot of breath artifacts and distortion in the mic channel?

Oh, and he’s horrendously cheesy. Maybe he can be a Rick Astley impersonator.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/9 "2009-03-04T01:10:19Z")

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Are they back to not being allowed to use instruments now?

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/10 "2009-03-04T01:15:21Z")

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Yeah, I’m not crazy. The audio is horrible tonight. A combination of the mic being too sensitive and the singers screaming into it from half and inch away.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/11 "2009-03-04T01:16:17Z")

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Taylor something.

Started breathy and pitchy…boring song…no melody. This is kind of lousy. Bye, Taylor.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/12 "2009-03-04T01:17:51Z")

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Once again, I missed the first singer. Darn all that “reading bedtime stories to your kid” stuff.\*

Taylor, not so good.

\*This is a joke, in case that was not clear.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/13 "2009-03-04T01:18:13Z")

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Who cares what’s she’s like as a pesron? Why do we have to"see" that? Why do the Paulas always say crap like that? They can either sing or they can’t.

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/14 "2009-03-04T01:20:03Z")

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Wow Von is not so good. Just boring and blah. I’ll bet the teen girl vote will help him though. If he makes it, that’s why.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/15 "2009-03-04T01:26:38Z")

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Alex was so ridiculously weird. He’s my new Norman. Or maybe Sanjaya.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/16 "2009-03-04T01:27:03Z")

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Alex

I remember liking this guy at his audition, just because he was a little snarky.

He was doing fine here until he started making those gutteral noises. Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/17 "2009-03-04T01:27:09Z")

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Damn, I wanted dorky Alex to be good. So much for that. He has all the personality of a loaf of wonderbread, despite trying so (too) hard. That was really painfully bad, and didn’t help that he chose a very insipid Elton John song.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/18 "2009-03-04T01:29:52Z")

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God, Kara is just as vaccuous as Paula. “At least you do you. You’re you.” STFU, Kara.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/19 "2009-03-04T01:33:59Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Are they back to not being allowed to use instruments now?

Not in the semi-final rounds, at least. I expect them to be allowed once they get into the finals.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-3-3-5/488160/20 "2009-03-04T01:35:08Z")

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> [@RachelChristine](#):
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> Wow Von is not so good. Just boring and blah.

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who thinks so. When I heard the judges, I figured I must have watched a different performance than they did!

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