# American Idol 3/7 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 8, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458 "2005-03-08T00:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/21 "2005-03-08T01:19:52Z")
Wow, Travis really effed that up, huh? I’m not a fan of that Edwin McCain song, but Bo’s still it for me. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/22 "2005-03-08T01:22:09Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > I’m ready to jump off the Bo Bice bandwagon. Underneath that “rocker” veneer, he’s a guy who sings Hootie and the Blowfish covers at weddings. I knew people who want a ‘rocker’ would be pissed when Bo said he likes Edwin McCain. Because there’s got to be a pedigree. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/23 "2005-03-08T01:26:12Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > I think this may be where the journey ends for Travis. Here’s hoping. That was painful. I completely agree with Simon’s critique. /Ms Cyros ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/24 "2005-03-08T01:26:27Z")
_small voice_ I thought Mario’s song was sweet. I don’t think he’s in any danger of going home tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/25 "2005-03-08T01:27:03Z")
Danggit, I missed the first half and now y’all are saying my beautiful Travis whiffed? ☹ I will seriously be saddened if Conjob Snarkpants makes it and TT doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/26 "2005-03-08T01:29:55Z")
Sting is covering his ears and sobbing right now. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/27 "2005-03-08T01:30:24Z")
Constantine has got to stop puking all over my favorite songs. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/28 "2005-03-08T01:31:13Z")
Another bad performance by Constantine and boy, Randy is sure pimping that performance. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/29 "2005-03-08T01:31:33Z")
Smirky McSmarmovitch couldn’t carry this song if Sting glued handles on it! Paula and Randy are insane, wtf were they hearing there?! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/30 "2005-03-08T01:32:01Z")
He did not sound like a bad impersonation of Sting. He just sounded bad. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/31 "2005-03-08T01:32:38Z")
Simon missed the perfect response. “That was a bad impersonation of Sting.” “He doesn’t even sound like Sting.” “That’s what makes it a BAD impersonation of Sting.” ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/32 "2005-03-08T01:34:07Z")
I would agree that this was the better of Constantine’s performances in the last three weeks, however that ain’t saying much. It did make me wish for a Sting / Police theme night, though. /Ms Cyros ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/33 "2005-03-08T01:34:19Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > Smirky McSmarmovitch couldn’t carry this song if Sting glued handles on it! Bwahahahahahaha! I guess I actually have to get out my phone and actually vote in tonight. If only so I can raise the votes for Scott. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/34 "2005-03-08T01:35:16Z")
I feel really gross when Constantine looks at me through the TV like that. Like I need to take a Silkwood shower or something. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/35 "2005-03-08T01:37:21Z")
HEY! Anwar’s finally gotten rid of the ugly jackets. I’m liking the song so far. It’s totally different and that’s a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/36 "2005-03-08T01:38:31Z")
Anwar knocked it out. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/37 "2005-03-08T01:39:19Z")
Randy: “I don’t just give it up, I keep it most real” Bahahahaha! 😃 Ok, but this time was warranted, I finally got to see why so many people were worshipping at the Anwar altar. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/38 "2005-03-08T01:40:01Z")
These guys are good. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/39 "2005-03-08T01:42:48Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Scott may be the best pure singer in this competition. I don’t know why Simon is always such a dick to him…wait, yes I do…it’s because of his looks. **If he looked like Mario or A-Fed, Simon would pimp him non-stop.** Bad example. Simon isn’t pimping Anthony. He seems to brush him off everytime because he reminds him of Clay. Would someone please put Paula out of our misery? She seems to really be having trouble forming a complete coherent sentence… well, more so than usual. I think Travis is definitely out. The other person could be a toss-up, though I’m hoping it’s Constantine. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-3-7/293458/40 "2005-03-08T01:44:04Z")
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