# American Idol 4/12

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 12, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996 "2005-04-12T17:41:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/21 "2005-04-13T00:02:35Z")

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I can see Nadia’s cootchie!

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/22 "2005-04-13T00:04:47Z")

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Riddle me this, Batman: Is it possible for us mere mortals to get hair like Nadia’s? Because it is completely badass. But the song is not. Isn’t Mac Davis the guy who sang “Baby Don’t Get Hooked On Me” with the Muppets?

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/23 "2005-04-13T00:05:15Z")

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Paula’s tanked again.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/24 "2005-04-13T00:06:23Z")

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I thought that was a pretty good performance by Nadia but I agree the song choice was baffling.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/25 "2005-04-13T00:11:26Z")

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Freebird! Yay! Where’s my lighter?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/26 "2005-04-13T00:11:33Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> Oh my head, this first performance is terrible!! … oh, wait, that’s just Seacrest. Well, he sucks.

Is it me or does he seem pissy and or stoned tonight? It’s not just that he’s being bitchy about the judges, he’s making no sense.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/27 "2005-04-13T00:12:16Z")

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Dammit–I wish Bo had a rock band backing him, instead of that Muzak lite shit.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/28 "2005-04-13T00:12:41Z")

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He gets prettier and prettier. I really like his voice but he could have done more with that song.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/29 "2005-04-13T00:14:43Z")

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Freebird is not a well known rock song? I think Simon is showing his English roots.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/30 "2005-04-13T00:16:01Z")

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“Freebird” is not a well known song? WTF 😕

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/31 "2005-04-13T00:17:24Z")

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Ding ding ding! I totally called Bo’s song. But “Free Bird” is from “Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd,” isn’t it (1973)? Anyway, do I win a prize, or am I going to have to satisifed with “MacArthur Park” being stuck in my brain until I stick my head in the oven (thanks AGAIN, **Dio** )?

On preview: **Sampiro** , I think he got a bad dose of whatever Paula’s on. Maybe they gave him some Zanaz, instead of Xanax.

Oh … and I hatehateHATE Dionne Warwick. Why can’t Anwar pick a song that doesn’t suck like a Dyson?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/32 "2005-04-13T00:18:53Z")

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Heh. Was that B&W Communist-style baby picture A-Fed?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/33 "2005-04-13T00:19:46Z")

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I like Anwar and all and that was a nice vocal, but still…Dione Warwick? He could try to butch it up a _little_ bit.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/34 "2005-04-13T00:20:06Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> Simon said Freebird was a sacred song.

He did? I really couldn’t hear him too well because the audience keeps jeering loudly whenever he opens his mouth.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/35 "2005-04-13T00:32:44Z")

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I’m sorry, every time I see A-Fed, I think, “Hey! Doogie Howser sings!” That song was just meh for me.

Oh! I love “Let’s Hear It For The Boy”! Denise Williams is highly underrated, y’ask me. Love Vonzell’s top, too. Go Vonzell! Go “Footloose”! Mmm … Kevin Bacon.

I’m sorry, what?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/36 "2005-04-13T00:32:51Z")

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She had me until she told me to put my hands together.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/37 "2005-04-13T00:33:49Z")

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My husband says that Anthony wasn’t even as good as Paul Young. Ouch.  
I don’t think Vonzelle was great. She’s gotta be extra special great or she’s out.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/38 "2005-04-13T00:34:19Z")

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Ok… This week I think the singers are better than last week.

Nadia… I don’t remember her hair that big… And it’s true, so many songs to choose from and she picks that song… Wasn’t that what happened to Jessica?

Bo… great song, and I like Freebird. And does Simon really does not know that Freebird is a well-known song in America?

Anthony… I dislike him, and I wanted him to leave, but he did sing much better than in previous weeks…

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/39 "2005-04-13T00:35:27Z")

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Yay! Creepy Scott is back.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-12/298996/40 "2005-04-13T00:37:07Z")

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Scott’s biting it on the verses.

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