# American Idol 4/26

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 26, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161 "2005-04-26T15:18:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/41 "2005-04-27T00:12:48Z")

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Could anyone imagine he WOULDN"T have one? Though she was no Pamela Lee beauty like I expected.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/42 "2005-04-27T00:13:54Z")

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Yea, I don’t think it was his best performance, but that’s a good song choice. And the glasses were a bit scary.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/43 "2005-04-27T00:16:01Z")

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I missed it and I LOOOOVE that song, too. Stupid 19th wedding anniversary dinner!

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/44 "2005-04-27T00:17:33Z")

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> [@KarlGrenze](#):
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> What song is this one that Carrie is singing?

It’s “When God Fearing Women Get the Blues” by Martina McBride.

Usually singing Martina is like singing Whitney, where the AI singer doesn’t even come close to the actual singer… Carrie is actually doing fairly well though… but she’s no Martina (if you remember that, you don’t judge Carrie too harshly ;)).

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/45 "2005-04-27T00:19:12Z")

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“The Vonz?”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/46 "2005-04-27T00:20:05Z")

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Vonzell looks just like her dad, who is a very distinguished looking man.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/47 "2005-04-27T00:21:24Z")

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Ouch…Vonzell is out of key tonight.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/48 "2005-04-27T00:22:58Z")

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Vonzell’s family is the Pimp Suit Squad…

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/49 "2005-04-27T00:23:47Z")

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Simon is saying the truth

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/50 "2005-04-27T00:24:21Z")

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Not one of V’s better performance but even bad, she’s good.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/51 "2005-04-27T00:28:00Z")

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First song I recognized. Did you hear Carrie yell C’mon? 😛

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/52 "2005-04-27T00:31:19Z")

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A-Fed’s parents are crying because of just how terrible a singing baby he was.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/53 "2005-04-27T00:31:35Z")

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Man, I haven’t recognized a single song tonight.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/54 "2005-04-27T00:31:38Z")

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Celine Dion. Thats right.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/55 "2005-04-27T00:32:59Z")

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Wow, that was miserable.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/56 "2005-04-27T00:33:09Z")

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Okay, Anthony is NOT bad. This is good; that means Scott can suck now. If he sings another song about her coming back,I will get Hal Briston and head out to Ohio!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/57 "2005-04-27T00:35:39Z")

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Does it seem like Paula is trying to seem really sober and calm tonight? No gushing, no stumbling, no incomprehensible babbling. I like the new Paula.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/58 "2005-04-27T00:35:56Z")

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Please… You think Scott is going to leave?

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/59 "2005-04-27T00:36:09Z")

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You would think that news about Scott beating his girlfriend would have gotten him off the show… how exactly did he stay on (like I said, I watch on and off and haven’t seen the last few shows)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-4-26/301161/60 "2005-04-27T00:37:25Z")

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“Four! Look at my hole and remember four!”  
I did not know that song that Blondie sang. He’s good looking, he can sing and all the teenyboppers love him. He’s got a good chance of winning the whole thing. Too bad he’s only like, the 5th best.

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