# American Idol, 5/6 & 5/7

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 6, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276 "2008-05-06T12:23:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/21 "2008-05-07T00:16:22Z")

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Based on taste, Jason wins. You can’t go wrong with the two great Bobs.

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**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/22 "2008-05-07T00:16:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Queen Tonya]  
Hmm, I’m not liking David’s Hungry Like The Wolf. Too grungy maybe? Perhaps he was just eager to get back into his rock mode after the last few weeks, but it was kinda boring.  
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Gah! He was first? I even took a cab home not to be late. :mad:

OK, well, I was bored with Syesha’s Proud Mary. It reminded me of Kristy Lee Cook’s Eight Days a Week. Except not as bad.

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**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/23 "2008-05-07T00:18:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Rachael Rage]  
OK, well, I was bored with Syesha’s Proud Mary. It reminded me of Kristy Lee Cook’s Eight Days a Week. Except not as bad.  
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Nothing can be that bad. KLC’s Eight Days a Week should count as Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/24 "2008-05-07T00:20:01Z")

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I wasn’t a huge fan of Syesha’s “Proud Mary.” If you weren’t looking at the television while she was doing it and just listening to the vocals, it was pedestrian at best. Looking at her, though…she was gorgeous, and the dancing was awesome, so that made it a bit better.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/25 "2008-05-07T00:20:06Z")

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Just saw the spoilers. What predictable choices for David A. I wish someone would have picked something really edgy, though. I’d love to see someone on AI doing “Heroin” by the Velvet Underground or “God save the Queen” by the Sex Pistols.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/26 "2008-05-07T00:21:33Z")

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Oh, **Rach** that’s just mean! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/27 "2008-05-07T00:22:13Z")

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DTC, they probably can’t get permission to do the really cool songs, which is why we’re stuck with all the vanilla crap.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/28 "2008-05-07T00:22:58Z")

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F\*\*\*. We’re having thunderstorms, and I can’t get a signal. Sounds like I’m not missing much, so far anyway.

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**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/29 "2008-05-07T00:23:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
The whole Rock and Roll Hall of fame to choose from and he chooses fucking Duran duran? he kind of punked it out a little, but he could have just as easily chosen a song that had some balls to begin with.

I hope they don’t all sing emasculated crap all night, but they probably will.  
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I bet they don’t get to choose from the _entire_ catalog due to the expense of the rights. I have no evidence to back this up, but I bet their choices are still fairly limited, at least based on their often baffling selections.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/30 "2008-05-07T00:23:53Z")

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I swear, is Jason ever _not_ stoned on his ass?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/31 "2008-05-07T00:24:29Z")

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Did Jason just have a forgotten lyric moment there?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/32 "2008-05-07T00:25:21Z")

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Great idea to do Marley (if a little on the nose for Castro), but he should have gone a little deeper into the catalogue. He probably would have done better with something like “Redemption Song” or “Three Little Birds.”

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**Author:** ![Thorium\_Indium\_Potassium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@Thorium\_Indium\_Potassium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thorium_Indium_Potassium)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/33 "2008-05-07T00:26:41Z")

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Poor Jason, he’s just a little fish in a big sea.

I picture him being a kid’s musician. The future Raffi (sp?).

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/34 "2008-05-07T00:27:49Z")

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Come on, Simon, it wasn’t “atrocious.” Sanjaya doing the Kinks was atrocious. Castro’s performance was just kind of bland and mediocre.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/35 "2008-05-07T00:28:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Mama Tiger]  
I swear, is Jason ever _not_ stoned on his ass?  
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If not, he does a wicked good stoner impression.

“You suck, you were horrible, what were you thinking?!” :eek: :mad:

“I was thinking… Bob Marley! Woo!” 🆒

I really want him to go home now.

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/36 "2008-05-07T00:28:34Z")

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I may be alone, but I didn’t think Jason missed by a bit. I thought it was awful. One of the worst performances I have ever seen at this stage of the competition.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/37 "2008-05-07T00:29:34Z")

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Excellent choice for little David. He got to warble his pretty lil self all over, and he looked a little more comfortable moving (ok, not much, but he did move this time) and playing to the audience.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/38 "2008-05-07T00:30:36Z")

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I guess it’s cool to change up the arrangements, but I think David A would have been much better served by something closer to the original. However, I still think he won the first round.

Waiting for something to sweep me off my feet in the next set.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/39 "2008-05-07T00:31:13Z")

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That falsetto note at the end of Imp David’s performance was utterly vomitous. It made me pine for Ace Young. And what the hell did he do with the end of that song?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-5-6-5-7/448276/40 "2008-05-07T00:33:32Z")

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[QUOTE=fruitbat]  
I may be alone, but I didn’t think Jason missed by a bit. I thought it was awful. One of the worst performances I have ever seen at this stage of the competition.  
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Agreed. I have to keep reminding myself that performance was _top 4_!

I think I would rather have seen the real deputy (?) again who was on the audition round last year singing that one line over and over…

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