# American Idol 7 starts tonight!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 15, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620 "2008-01-15T16:23:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/41 "2008-01-16T02:20:52Z")

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I don’t know if I can watch how every many nights of this. I hate these early rounds. I love Hollywood, but this is just awful. I watch it only for the few gems, but I can’t even do that. Just annoying as can be!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/42 "2008-01-16T02:22:35Z")

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Blondie is cute, but “Amazing Grace” is a very easy song to sing – very narrow range of notes — she got through on her looks.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/43 "2008-01-16T02:24:52Z")

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Not to mention, the word “lost” does not have five syllables.

I wanted to hear Milo’s third verse.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/44 "2008-01-16T02:25:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
How long before No Sex Allowed is released and it sweeps the internet by storm?  
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He’s already on YouTube…

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7waokv0E4vY/hqdefault.jpg "no sex allowed dude") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7waokv0E4vY)

[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
I wanted to hear Milo’s third verse.  
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But that would have involved seeing more of his chest hair. Talk about No Sex Allowed!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/45 "2008-01-16T02:27:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
She did so pimp her kid. If she didn’t want to go there (to the boo hoo, I have a retarded baby, put me on TV place), she wouldn’t have brought it up or allowed the cameras to catch all her crying and sobbing. I say, don’t smoke crack and you won’t have crack babies. I found that whole sequence rather manipualtive and insulting. I think I’ve just run out of patience with the backstories in general. That should have nothing to do with the show. I’m certainly not going to root for someone just because she’s not responsible enough to use birth control.

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Dude, I was with you until the crack comment. Rett’s babies aren’t crack babies, you can make a valid commentary on the rest without being an ass.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/46 "2008-01-16T02:28:39Z")

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Why? Why would someone do that? Ewwwwwwww

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/47 "2008-01-16T02:30:24Z")

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I love how Sea to Shining Sea girl’s vibrato seems to be controlled by her arm movements. Freaky!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/48 "2008-01-16T02:32:33Z")

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Stalker’s song is so much better than No Sex Allowed.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/49 "2008-01-16T02:35:20Z")

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Ahhhh! AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/50 "2008-01-16T02:35:49Z")

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If that waxing guy screams “Kelly Clarkson!” at any point, I will die.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/51 "2008-01-16T02:37:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Stalker’s song is so much better than No Sex Allowed.  
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Simon seemed really frightened for a minute.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/52 "2008-01-16T02:37:57Z")

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Are you allowed to be on AI if you have previously recorded a record? “Little Liz” creeps me out.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/53 "2008-01-16T02:37:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Queen Tonya]  
Dude, I was with you until the crack comment. Rett’s babies aren’t crack babies, you can make a valid commentary on the rest without being an ass.  
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I was being sarcastic. Excuse me. I just found that whole thing so offensively heavy-handed. This is supposed to be a talent competition, not Queen for a Day.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/54 "2008-01-16T02:39:16Z")

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[QUOTE=LilyoftheValley]  
Are you allowed to be on AI if you have previously recorded a record? “Little Liz” creeps me out.  
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AFAIK, you’re allowed as long as you don’t have a current contract.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/55 "2008-01-16T02:39:51Z")

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[QUOTE=LilyoftheValley]  
Are you allowed to be on AI if you have previously recorded a record? “Little Liz” creeps me out.  
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Yeah, there are at least two people (counting Little Liz) who made it to Hollywood this year who released records before. I’m pretty sure Daughtry, Chris Sligh, and Taylor Hicks were in bands that released records before they got on the show. As long as you’re not currently under contract, you’re okay.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/56 "2008-01-16T02:42:53Z")

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Dreadlocks guy sang maybe three notes in that song. Booooooooring. But hot!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/57 "2008-01-16T02:43:53Z")

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Dreadlock Man was pretty but he’s got that nasally voice that I cannot stand.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/58 "2008-01-16T02:44:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Dreadlocks guy sang maybe three notes in that song. Booooooooring. But hot!  
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You mean “small town” (cough Dover DE cough) Uncle Cracker? I wouldn’t say hot as much as if you shaved the facial hair he would be a beautiful woman. Supermodelesque.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/59 "2008-01-16T02:53:55Z")

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I don’t remember being that immature and naïve at the age of 24.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-7-starts-tonight/433620/60 "2008-01-16T02:55:13Z")

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Nanny has never seen an R-rated movie? Ugh.

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