# American Idol - Feb 19, 20, 21 (Open Spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 19, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290 "2008-02-19T19:01:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/161 "2008-02-21T01:45:05Z")

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I thought Nurse Rocker was pretty good tonight. A nice change from the wonderbread blondes singing elvator songs.

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**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/162 "2008-02-21T01:46:22Z")

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So far 2 mehs, a pretty good, and some jammin’ fun. I hope rocker nurse stays for a long time. She’s not exactly textbook Idol material, but she’s fun and spicy.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/163 "2008-02-21T01:47:35Z")

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Wow, I’ve got to leave the room. That’s terrible!

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/164 "2008-02-21T01:48:23Z")

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I hope Amy’s excuse is that she’s sick, because that is some horrific singing. Ouch!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/165 "2008-02-21T01:49:19Z")

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Another fucking meh. She missed on a few notes – hit a real clinker near the end there – other than that she was just as boring and plastic as the rest of them.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/166 "2008-02-21T01:50:04Z")

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I want the word “cabaret” stricken from Simon’s vocabulary.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/167 "2008-02-21T01:50:33Z")

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I wish we could just fire all the Underwoods the first week and move on.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/168 "2008-02-21T01:51:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
Aretha sang it? I remember Dionne Warwick.  
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The Aretha version ROCKS.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/169 "2008-02-21T01:51:51Z")

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When Amy Davis started singing, my neighbor’s dogs started barking and howling, seriously.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/170 "2008-02-21T01:54:15Z")

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No wonder they mentioned the flu thing because all the girls sound off to me. She knows it wasn’t that good.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/171 "2008-02-21T01:54:25Z")

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God, Snow White is coming up next. I irrationally despise this chick. I hope Simon succeeds in corrupting her soul.

Turtles again. I would never buy this or listen to it but it’s competent. I can’t be fair to her because I hate her.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/172 "2008-02-21T01:55:21Z")

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I really hate this chick, mostly because of the meltdown last week.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/173 "2008-02-21T01:57:24Z")

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Brooke kept grabbing her own hair and closing her eyes, and it made her look like Meg Ryan in the deli scene of _When Harry Met Sally_. I want a screencap!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/174 "2008-02-21T01:58:22Z")

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I’m glad that Simon called her on her happy/sunny, plastic mediocrity. I think he should introduce her to weed.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/175 "2008-02-21T02:00:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
I’m glad that Simon called her on her happy/sunny, plastic mediocrity. I think he should introduce her to weed.  
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What, you want her to be _happier_? 😉

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/176 "2008-02-21T02:03:50Z")

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Where have they been hiding this Alex girl? I wish I could have seen her Amy Winehouse in Hollywood. Great song choice.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/177 "2008-02-21T02:04:29Z")

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This one has good stage presence and a pretty good delivery but it’s not a great song choice. If you’re going to do Otis Redding, do “Dock of the Bay,” not “Spinning Wheel.”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/178 "2008-02-21T02:05:57Z")

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1991 TLC had a yard sale and Alexandria went crazy. At least she was in tune.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/179 "2008-02-21T02:07:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
This one has good stage presence and a pretty good delivery but it’s not a great song choice. If you’re going to do Otis Redding, do “Dock of the Bay,” not “Spinning Wheel.”  
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Otis Redding did Spinning Wheel? Jeez, where have I been? I’m missing all this good stuff.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-feb-19-20-21-open-spoilers/438290/180 "2008-02-21T02:08:21Z")

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[QUOTE=KSO]  
The Aretha version ROCKS.  
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Seriously. Watching that youtube video reminded me the chasm of difference between idol wannabes and the genuine article.

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