# American Idol Final 2, 5/25-26

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 25, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767 "2010-05-25T23:39:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/61 "2010-05-27T00:26:25Z")

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Alice Cooper- Way cool, I was that guy’s biggest fan when I was in jr. high. Still love his old stuff \*\*Welcome To My Nightmare \*\*and before, back to **Love It To Death**.

Good to see Siobhan again, she’s gonna be a star. Those Beegee guys…coulda done without them.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/62 "2010-05-27T00:28:43Z")

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Big Mike is no Taylor Hicks.

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/63 "2010-05-27T00:29:47Z")

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Shoot me now. Every other $%#^%(&^&^(&% channel is coming in fine, EXCEPT FOX@%TV!!! WHY? WHY? WHY???

It’s a conspiracy by my cable company, and …some other unknown force. I just know it.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/64 "2010-05-27T00:30:30Z")

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The BeeGees and Alice Cooper. Pretty much on the opposite ends of the “cool” scale when I was in High School in the late 70s.

And Doobie Brothers were about in the middle.

I am waiting for Debby Boone to come out and “light up my life”.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/65 "2010-05-27T00:30:43Z")

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Michael and Michael are more like it. Old, soulful, funky and good.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/66 "2010-05-27T00:31:23Z")

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Was that Crazy Dave?

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/67 "2010-05-27T00:34:36Z")

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OMG, Tatiana del Toro is in the house. I could have done without the Simon says bit.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/68 "2010-05-27T00:41:11Z")

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Is this Christina Aguilera? She is really good.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/69 "2010-05-27T00:42:13Z")

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Christina does that same hand twitchy thingy Whitney does. Beyonce sometimes does it too. I think it’s a sign that the singer is going to show off.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/70 "2010-05-27T00:44:53Z")

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Okay, so black is the new black, I get it already. Could somebody come out in a freaking colorful outfit please? It’s been monochromatic for months, sheesh.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/71 "2010-05-27T00:49:42Z")

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W. T. F. is going on here??? Alice Cooper… Bee Gees… Mike MacDonald… Hall and Oates… this is the weirdest finale _ever_.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/72 "2010-05-27T00:50:37Z")

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I am dumb and amazed. I never realized that line was ‘so many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free’. Oh snap!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/73 "2010-05-27T00:51:19Z")

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Is there any doubt now that this show is targeted to 45-year-old women?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/74 "2010-05-27T00:51:49Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> W. T. F. is going on here??? Alice Cooper.. Bee Gees.. Mike MacDonald.. Hall and Oates… this is the weirdest finale _ever_.

They’re doing it for me. Thanks Idol. And probably for Simon cuz you know he digs the oldies.

Drain, you’ve got me nailed!

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/75 "2010-05-27T00:55:10Z")

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“Go down with you to the theater?”

ROFL. Crystal looked like she was barely keeping a straight face during that.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/76 "2010-05-27T00:55:23Z")

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I can’t believe they altered that line. YOU SUCK, AI!!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/77 "2010-05-27T00:56:47Z")

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I’m amazed! All these years I never knew she said ‘go down with you to the theater’ Oh snap!

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/78 "2010-05-27T00:57:01Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Is there any doubt now that this show is targeted to 45-year-old women?

[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
They’re doing it for me. Thanks Idol. And probably for Simon cuz you know he digs the oldies.  
[/quote]

Best. Simulpost. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/79 "2010-05-27T00:57:17Z")

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Oh, we all knew they’d have to change it…the question was what they would change it to.

“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-final-2-5-25-26/540767/80 "2010-05-27T01:01:25Z")

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I love the cheese. 😃

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