# American Idol Top 13 3/10...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 10, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969 "2009-03-10T16:00:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ekweizn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7c8e57/32.png) [@ekweizn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekweizn)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/121 "2009-03-11T22:50:48Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> That may not be a bad thing. Remember, they’re trying to produce someone with a large fan base.

Is this really what American Idol is going for? I’d think that once it was obvious who was going to win that ratings would take a nosedive.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/122 "2009-03-11T23:04:51Z")

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I’ve been hoping for a long time, that the judges had more control over who got sent home. Except this is NOT the season to do it. Because the ones the judges are drooling over are CRAP.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/123 "2009-03-12T01:01:33Z")

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The new rule is that they can bring back Tatiana at any time and as many times as they want.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/124 "2009-03-12T01:04:21Z")

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That means we have to figure out a way to kill Danny Dorko twice? Christ.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/125 "2009-03-12T01:05:22Z")

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Hey, they’re playing Weezer on American Idol! I hope they have a Weezer night.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/126 "2009-03-12T01:15:59Z")

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My dream is a Motorhead night, with Lemmy as a guest judge.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/127 "2009-03-12T01:17:02Z")

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And he’ll get to eliminate any contestant he doesn’t like on the spot, and escort them off the stage with force!

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/128 "2009-03-12T01:24:46Z")

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“It’s a Motley what now?”

- Carrie Underwoord, upon being asked if she would sing this song.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/129 "2009-03-12T01:25:59Z")

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I didn’t expect a Motley Crue song on Idol. Does anyone know who’s covering that song?

ETA: Holy crap! That’s Carrie Underwood?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/130 "2009-03-12T01:26:18Z")

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OK, so what was the real rule change? Who got kicked?

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/131 "2009-03-12T01:31:01Z")

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Maybe I just don’t “get” it, but Kanye West has always struck me as a giant tool.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/132 "2009-03-12T01:33:35Z")

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Kanye is reminding me of last season when Dolly Parton performed and sucked badly.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/133 "2009-03-12T01:33:53Z")

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> [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](#):
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> Maybe I just don’t “get” it, but Kanye West has always struck me as a giant tool.

No, you “get” it just fine. He \*is \*a giant tool. I don’t see the appeal…besides, that voice modulation thingy has got to go.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/134 "2009-03-12T01:34:09Z")

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Does Kanye West always sound like that? Because that was awful, worse than anything I heard on the show last night. Seriously, that was like a parody.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/135 "2009-03-12T01:36:27Z")

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I guess when you’re a big name and making the bucks, you can show up and sound however you want. As long as he gets paid for his appearance, right?

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/136 "2009-03-12T01:37:30Z")

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I, too, wonder about Kanye West’s voice modulator thingy and why he uses and I wonder at how awful it sounds.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/137 "2009-03-12T01:38:33Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> OK, so what was the real rule change? Who got kicked?

1. The judges get one “save” card… it has to be a unanimous decision and they can only use it once.
2. Jasmine is gone. The judges voted not to save her.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/138 "2009-03-12T01:41:21Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> I, too, wonder about Kanye West’s voice modulator thingy and why he uses and I wonder at how awful it sounds.

It’s the ever-popular [Auto-tune](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autotune), which is widely used to make mediocre voices sound perfectly on pitch, and can be adjusted to create very odd mechanical sounds, distorting the voice in thoroughly unnatural, but totally intentional, ways.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/139 "2009-03-12T01:46:49Z")

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Oh. I know what it is. It’s more like wondering how he gets away with it.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-top-13-3-10/488969/140 "2009-03-12T01:51:25Z")

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Kelly Clarkson looks… healthy. 😃

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