# American Idol week of 3/14

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 14, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314 "2006-03-14T14:38:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/81 "2006-03-15T01:50:20Z")

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Bucky was the best so far tonight. But Simon’s right about the hair–scary.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/82 "2006-03-15T01:51:19Z")

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Bucky made me smile. Maybe it wasn’t the greatest, but I enjoyed it (but not the hair!).

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**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/83 "2006-03-15T01:51:29Z")

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Someone needs to kick Pauler in her random quotation-generating processor chip.

On the other hand, I agree with Simon. I amend my previous post and say Bucky was the best so far…which isn’t saying a whole lot, but makes me feel better about Bucky beating Gedeon and (sniff) Will.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/84 "2006-03-15T01:55:27Z")

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Ouch. Melissa sounds really raw, and really, _really_ out of tune.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/85 "2006-03-15T01:55:41Z")

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Another one bites the dust.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/86 "2006-03-15T01:56:10Z")

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Ayla’s sitting at home thinking, “I lost to _that_?”

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**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/87 "2006-03-15T01:56:29Z")

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Perhaps Melissa should have gotten some sleep. Has she _gotten_ any lyrics right? Talk about self-fulfilling prophecy… eek.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/88 "2006-03-15T01:57:31Z")

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She should try to remember what the key is while she’s at it.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/89 "2006-03-15T01:57:33Z")

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Melissa sucks. At least Alya could sing.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/90 "2006-03-15T01:57:37Z")

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Melissa sounded ok, what did she sing?

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/91 "2006-03-15T01:57:54Z")

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And Paula again compliments her on how she looks. Man, if that isn’t the kiss of death.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/92 "2006-03-15T01:58:48Z")

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Terrible.

Clearly, Simon is drinking Paula’s Kool-Aid.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/93 "2006-03-15T01:58:58Z")

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Someone must have slipped Simon some X.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/94 "2006-03-15T01:59:16Z")

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Did Melissa just drop an F-bomb?

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/95 "2006-03-15T01:59:31Z")

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I like her voice a lot, she just always seems to do something wrong.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/96 "2006-03-15T02:06:46Z")

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Lisa – by far the best tonight. I just wish the sound was handled better.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/97 "2006-03-15T02:07:00Z")

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Nobody’s sounding very good to me tonight. Even my favorites. Well Bucky and Elliot sounded nice. Everyone else is disappointing me.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/98 "2006-03-15T02:07:00Z")

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I liked Lisa…

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/99 "2006-03-15T02:07:48Z")

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Lisa sings like one of those robots in the Hall of Presidents at Disney World. She is so Stepford and perfect-looking and boring. _Sigh._ Why is all this Stevie music _boring_ me? _I love Stevie!_

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-idol-week-of-3-14/348314/100 "2006-03-15T02:07:56Z")

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Batsinma Belfry nailed it: Only Stevie can sing Stevie. All of these performances are incredibly boring. These songs aren’t boring when Stevie sings them.

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