# American Pie.. or how to fry your private parts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 20, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684 "2000-10-20T18:07:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/21 "2000-10-21T00:47:59Z")

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I hate it when that happens…

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/22 "2000-10-21T02:43:56Z")

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anybody else think it would be better if more morons did this until they couldn’t reproduce?

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/23 "2000-10-21T02:57:19Z")

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Mamma always told us not to play with our food…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/24 "2000-10-21T03:08:25Z")

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_gasp-laugh_-are you-_wheez-choke_-sure this wasn’t-_giggle-snort_-covered on Snopes\*-howling\*-already?  
\*breaks into hysterical laughter.  
😛

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/25 "2000-10-21T08:25:08Z")

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I just realized this bloke was not into foreplay…  
otherwise he d only have burnt his finger…

What do we learn from this, huh?

b dodgy 🙂

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**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-pie-or-how-to-fry-your-private-parts/37684/26 "2000-10-21T13:49:45Z")

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Well, obviously, this young man didn’t wait the recommended 20 minute cooling down period be for having relations with the pie.  
If you can’t wait, you could always try ala mode.  
hotcoldhotcoldhotcoldhotcold…ahhhhh

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