# American teenage hot chix go to UK to exorcise Harry Potter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635 "2013-09-12T04:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/1 "2013-09-12T04:03:53Z")
Story [here.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415387/Teenage-exorcists-say-Harry-Potter-corrupted-world-head-Britain-armed-Bibles-Holy-Water-tackle-hotbed-occult-activity.html) May your so-called holy water rot and burn your sweet lovely sexy flesh, Christian grrllzz, and may your false God burn in his own Hell. May such a curse fall between your thighs that the fairest swain between here and Constantinople will not unlock 'em. What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may your false worthless God have mercy on your even more worthless souls. No, may He not and never. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/2 "2013-09-12T04:13:01Z")
So do I have time to get myself demon-possessed before they get here? … Exorcize me, baby! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/3 "2013-09-12T04:14:07Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > So do I have time to get myself demon-possessed before they get here? Well, you have to read the books first, and there’s rather a lot of them. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/4 "2013-09-12T05:30:09Z")
The one in the blue sweater reminds me of **Amanda Bynes** character from **Easy A**. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/5 "2013-09-12T05:50:56Z")
Savannah has Michelle Bachmann’s eyes. You can see it in the video frame. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/6 "2013-09-12T05:52:11Z")
> [@](#): > > British filmmaker Dan Murdoch has spent six months getting to know the trio for an upcoming documentary, Teen Exorcists, which will be shown on BBC3. :dubious: I guess the Daily Fail does not know what a plant is. Or it knows that the news was planted to gain free publicity for the show and \*\*still \*\*does not care. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/7 "2013-09-12T05:54:25Z")
Ridiculous, viral-fodder nonsense? Check. Model-level girls to provide an eye catching visual to a story originated by their svengali father? Check. Namedrop of uber-popular fictional character? Check Huh. Sounds like someone’s selling something. Oh wait: > [@](#): > > Though Bob says he is guided by God and has cast out more than 15,000 demons, sceptics claim he is preying on the vulnerable in a bid to sell his books, DVDs and ‘crosses of deliverance’ Who’d a thunk it. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/8 "2013-09-12T06:22:03Z")
The story says the daughter wants to work in international business… _with a degree from Liberty U.??_ Anyone gives me a resume with that school listed goes directly in the circular file. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/9 "2013-09-12T07:02:19Z")
What I think the editor of the Daily Mail is like: [http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=80245](http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=80245) (Bloom County - Run That Baby!) ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/10 "2013-09-12T07:14:16Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > The story says the daughter wants to work in international business… _with a degree from Liberty U.??_ > > Anyone gives me a resume with that school listed goes directly in the circular file. Can’t argue with that. “Model level girls”? Um, well, for a given level of “model level”, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/11 "2013-09-12T10:33:20Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Can’t argue with that. “Model level girls”? Um, well, for a given level of “model level”, I guess. Hot, model and stunning had me expecting quite a bit more, I must say. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/12 "2013-09-12T11:26:15Z")
Yeah, they’re above average looking, that’s it. eta: Actually, after seeing they’re ages, I take that back. They’re pretty average, with nice-ish clothes and good hair (and too much makeup). ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/13 "2013-09-12T11:35:35Z")
Real critical thinking here: > [@](#): > > ‘The spells you are reading about are not made up,’ adds Tess. ‘They are real and come from witchcraft.’ ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/14 "2013-09-12T11:52:28Z")
Sexually transmitted demons? I’m not sure if I’m bold enough to google that. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/15 "2013-09-12T12:33:25Z")
Certainly a timely effort on their part. Best to nip this Potter thing in the bud before it reaches the mainstream. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/16 "2013-09-12T12:38:26Z")
If you can get enough attention directed to yourself, stupid people will give you money. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/17 "2013-09-12T12:51:13Z")
Maybe they can address the problem London has with werewolves while they’re there. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/18 "2013-09-12T12:54:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Though Bob says he is guided by God and has cast out more than 15,000 demons, sceptics claim he is preying on the vulnerable in a bid to sell his books, DVDs and ‘crosses of deliverance’ So, what exactly happens to a demon when it gets cast out, anyway? Does it just take over another person (in which case, net gain zero) or is it now homeless? I mean, if this guy’s so good, shouldn’t we be seeing a bunch of demons hanging around at intersections, holding up cardboard signs that say “Will possess for food”? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/19 "2013-09-12T13:07:13Z")
“Girls, there’s an area named Brixton which is just full of malignant spirits…” ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/20 "2013-09-12T13:15:02Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > Sexually transmitted demons? I’m not sure if I’m bold enough to google that. Google was not as intimidating as feared. [This article](http://jezebel.com/teenage-exorcists-explain-the-dangers-of-sexually-tra-979711935) has some highlights from an interview. I didn’t watch the video, but they preview frame has them looking wholesome and normalish. Dr Intimacy has [more to say](http://drintimacy.wordpress.com/2011/10/15/stds-sexually-transmitted-demons/) on [Sexually Transmitted Demons](http://drintimacy.wordpress.com/category/sex-demons/). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635.md?page=2)