# American teenage hot chix go to UK to exorcise Harry Potter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635 "2013-09-12T04:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/21 "2013-09-12T13:33:13Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Hot, model and stunning had me expecting quite a bit more, I must say. Yeah, me too. The tallest one maybe, but the others are just kinda attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Virgil\_Tibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Virgil\_Tibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Virgil_Tibbs)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/22 "2013-09-12T13:35:05Z")
They took holy water through airport security? I’m calling bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/23 "2013-09-12T13:48:31Z")
Bend them over, give them a good rogering, smack them on the ass and send them home. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/24 "2013-09-12T13:56:58Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Real critical thinking here: > Quote: > ‘The spells you are reading about are not made up,’ adds Tess. ‘They are real and come from witchcraft.’ They barely come from Latin. ---
**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/25 "2013-09-12T14:00:47Z")
Does anybody else suspect this is just a long-running prank by Kurtwood Smith? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/26 "2013-09-12T14:04:37Z")
Bob Larson. Why am I not suprised. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/27 "2013-09-12T14:10:32Z")
Ron White should get on the plane with them and on the flight over, they can try to exorcise him and he can explain to them about how you can’t fix stupid. I’ll bet he wins. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/28 "2013-09-12T14:21:40Z")
Demons or The Lord are no match for the power of stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/29 "2013-09-12T14:33:40Z")
Full Stop: > [@](#): > > Guided by their trainer, Brynne’s father the Reverend Bob Larson, Bob Larson is a shameless self promoting charlatan who gained whatever measure of “fame” he may have enjoyed during the “Satan Scare” of the 1980s and who’s reputation eventually became so clouded that no legit or even semi legit Christian radio station would air his show any longer. He in short, is a scum bag. Among other things he would beg on the air, hours at a time for donations to help victims of “satanic ritual abuse” and use the money for vacations. Crap like that. So, this is his new gig, using his daughter (and her friends) as sock puppets to help line his pocket. Way to go Bob, stay classy. ---
**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/30 "2013-09-12T14:56:33Z")
I’m on the clock atm so can’t track down much on “Rev” Larsen, but one [youtube link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjKrMAGd244) for the moment. When he could presell enough tickets he’d do these little traveling exorcism shows and he’d video tape them to sell on his radio show. Quite a racket when you have a market for it. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/31 "2013-09-12T15:05:27Z")
> [@Ennui](#): > > So, this is his new gig, using his daughter (and her friends) as sock puppets to help line his pocket. Way to go Bob, stay classy. It’s a different spin on Multi-Level-Marketing. His daughter and her friends are his downstream. They buy the crap from him and sell it. AND recruit people for _their_ downstream who will sell crap they buy from dad. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/32 "2013-09-12T15:06:14Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > The story says the daughter wants to work in international business… _with a degree from Liberty U.??_ At the risk of making you boil with anger, she’s tall and beautiful and will go much further in whatever field she chooses than she deserves to. Our best hope is that she will become a crazy-righty politician’s wife, and prove to be the albatross that keeps him from anything higher than US rep. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/33 "2013-09-12T15:27:26Z")
To be fair, one is no longer a teenager. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/34 "2013-09-12T15:37:51Z")
After this it’s on to Chicago to take on Dresden I expect. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/35 "2013-09-12T15:46:25Z")
> [@XT](#): > > After this it’s on to Chicago to take on Dresden I expect. Ooh! A big tall dude like that could give 'em some exorcise, all right! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/36 "2013-09-12T15:53:53Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Bend them over, give them a good rogering, smack them on the ass and send them home. That’s your solution to everything… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/37 "2013-09-12T16:09:04Z")
From the linked article: > [@](#): > > Though Bob says he is guided by God and has cast out more than 15,000 demons, I wonder if he can name them. 'Cos, of course, if he can’t, he has no way of knowing if he’s cast out 15 kilodemons, or just the same demon 15K times. Like he’s a little baby and the demon is his daddy, playing PEEK-a-boo! Worse, he has no way of knowing if he’s casting the right entity out of the body of the client in question. **MAYBE HE’S BEEN CASTING INNOCENT SOULS INTO THE OUTER DARKNESS, AND ALLOWING AN ARMY OF DEMONICALLY POSSESSED HUMAN BODIES TO AMASS RIGHT HERE WITHIN OUR BORDERS!!!** Of course, he can always put _those_ worries to rest just by providing the names of those 15K demons. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/38 "2013-09-12T16:09:10Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Yeah, me too. The tallest one maybe, but the others are just kinda attractive. Perhaps by British standards they are stunning. Now, if they were really hot, I’d give their ideas some consideration. As it is, they can just move along. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/39 "2013-09-12T16:44:55Z")
It amazes me how some on this board spend so much time and energy desperatley looking for anything to be outraged about just so they can come running back here to post it and claim their outrage and superiority. > [@silenus](#): > > Bend them over, give them a good rogering, smack them on the ass and send them home. Cleary a good raping is in order to teach these girls a lesson. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635/40 "2013-09-12T16:52:13Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > It amazes me how some on this board spend so much time and energy desperatley looking for anything to be outraged about just so they can come running back here to post it and claim their outrage and superiority. And you know what the best part of it is? We get to live in your head, rent-free! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/american-teenage-hot-chix-go-to-uk-to-exorcise-harry-potter/668635.md?page=3)