# American's pizza poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058 "2008-07-02T16:03:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058/101 "2008-07-03T18:19:59Z")

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NO. I like pineapple and I like Canadian bacon, but this combination does not fulfill the pizza mission statement of delivering a tasty tomato sauce with melty cheesy goodness combined with ridiculously unhealthy smoked meats layered upon a platform of yeast dough. For this reason, I also don’t care for chicken or other non-pepperoni/sausage meat-like substances.

Do not get me started on tofu pizza. Or, gasp, _tuna_.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058/102 "2008-07-03T18:45:11Z")

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[QUOTE=chique]  
Papa John’s has a chicken-bacon-pineapple 'za with a sweet BBQ sauce that I’ve set up as my standard order. Love.  
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This is my go-to pizza as well except I add jalapenos to it. Speaking of which I haven’t had a pizza in a couple of months. I think I’ll get one this weekend.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058/103 "2008-07-03T18:49:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]  
Do you like hawian pizza, to be defined as having a standard cheese pizza with canadian bacon or ham and pineapple baked on it.

Yes or no

I will explain later why I ask.

Please do not list other’s you like.  
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I love it. I especially like the one at BJ’s brewery/restaurant known as Sweet Pig. It’s deep dish style.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058/104 "2008-07-06T13:15:43Z")

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No!

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-pizza-poll/455058/105 "2008-07-06T16:45:27Z")

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From another thread:

[QUOTE=want2know]  
You stick to your guns, GypsyGirl ! Only people like us know that the true Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are War, Pestilence, Ketchup on Hot Dogs, and Pineapple on Pizza!

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That would be a **NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!** 😛

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