# America's Finest News Source **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americas-finest-news-source/353241 "2006-04-19T02:05:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![username\_taken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c0e974/32.png) [@username\_taken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/username_taken)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americas-finest-news-source/353241/1 "2006-04-19T02:05:49Z")
Anyone know what happened to the Jim Anchower pieces on The Onion? And yes, I know he was not real, but the ‘articles’ were funny. Actually that was the funniest stuff on The Onion, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americas-finest-news-source/353241/2 "2006-04-19T10:50:26Z")
Maybe his ride broke down and he can’t get into the office with his column. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americas-finest-news-source/353241/3 "2006-04-24T10:24:28Z")
Come to think of it, we haven’t heard from Jean Teasdale in a while either. And the same woman writes both. Or _wrote_? Maybe she quit. Man, I hope not… ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americas-finest-news-source/353241/4 "2006-04-24T14:25:01Z")
Herbert Kornfeld is the one I miss most. Weren’t those regular columnists moved to the for-pay “Onion Premium”?