# Amish man accused of sexting girl, 12

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400 "2011-06-22T08:58:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![drohegda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drohegda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drohegda)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/21 "2011-06-23T05:36:52Z")

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years ago in the state of Penna. they arrest to Amish dudes for buying drugs from a motorcycle gang . that blew my mind. Picture the bikers pulling up on the Amish in a horse and buggy. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/22 "2011-06-23T12:30:39Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> …Hiow will I know it’s you?
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> I’ll be driving a one-horse carriage. You cant miss me.

_"Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry  
When I take you out in the surrey,  
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! "_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/23 "2011-06-23T13:34:34Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> Am I the only one to read the article to find out exactly what sexting was? Spell check doesn’t even recognize that word.

Ah, where have you been the past two weeks? Ever hear of Anthony Weiner?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/24 "2011-06-23T14:20:29Z")

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> [@drohegda](#):
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> years ago in the state of Penna. they arrest to Amish dudes for buying drugs from a motorcycle gang . that blew my mind. Picture the bikers pulling up on the Amish in a horse and buggy. Go figure.

That’s the case I linked to. I was a sort of involved as a sort of adviser having been raised among/around the Amish and spent my youth as a Harley mechanic.

The thing that always surprises people when the Amish fall afoul of English law is their honesty. Try to meet up with some 12 year old or sell some speed and weed? Yep - sure did! That was me! It drives their lawyers nuts. The one defendant I was most involved with drove his attorney crazy right from arraignment.  
J: How does your client plead?  
L: Not guilty your Honor.  
A: That isn’t right - I did it.  
J: Young man, allow your attorney to speak for you. At this point in the procedure you are assumed not to be guilty.  
A: But Judge - I did it.  
:smack:

I could tell you stories -------------

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/25 "2011-06-23T14:26:44Z")

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Good idea this was not, Mr Yoder.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/26 "2011-06-23T14:57:39Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\*I’ll be driving a one-horse carriage. \*\*You cant miss me.

> [@BMalion](#):
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> _"Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry  
> When I take you out in the surrey,  
> When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! "_

I thought it was another verse to 'He’ll be Coming ‘Round the Mountain when he Comes’.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/27 "2011-06-23T15:18:13Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> I thought it was another verse to 'He’ll be Coming ‘Round the Mountain when he Comes’.

♫ He’ll be wiping off his cellphone when he comes… ♫

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-man-accused-of-sexting-girl-12/586400/28 "2011-06-24T00:06:44Z")

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> [@Colophon](#):
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> Good idea this was not, Mr Yoder.

If down the pedophilic path you start, forever will it dominate your destiny.

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