# Amish Volunteers with Nailguns to Oslo: "Stay out of our territory.", SDMB Poker, 3rd Qtr., 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 6, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384 "2012-07-06T03:06:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/21 "2012-08-03T03:28:56Z")
New standings: 1 asterion 74.2 2 notfrommensa 69.2 3 Crazyhorse 64.3 4 Frosted Glass 58.3 5 Dag Otto 55.7 6 mrscraneop 49.7 7 Craneop2 48.4 8 MentalGuy 45.7 9 MissTake 44.2 10 MrDuality 43.8 11 Yeticus Rex 33.9 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/22 "2012-08-10T03:18:49Z")
Results for tonight: 1 Dag 2 Hawk 3 Crane 4 Mrs. Crane 5 Mensa 6 Ast 7 Dnkendall 8 fubbs 9 Mr. Duality Standings (laugh at the guy in the cellar) 1 fubbleskag 71.1 2 Dag Otto 69.5 3 asterion 68.8 4 Cyberhwk 66.9 5 notfrommensa 66.1 6 Crazyhorse 63.0 7 Craneop2 52.0 8 mrscraneop 51.2 9 MentalGuy 45.7 10 MissTake 44.2 11 MrDuality 36.9 12 Yeticus Rex 33.9 ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/23 "2012-08-10T11:57:54Z")
I’m sorry guys - TheKid didn’t get out of work until almost 930. I don’t want to register and bot for half the game. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/24 "2012-08-17T03:23:02Z")
Tonight’s Results: 1. Green Hell 2. Missy 3. Mrs. Crane 4. Dag 5. Mensa 6. Ast 7. Mental 8. Mr. Dual 9. Meeko 10. Cyberhawk 11. CraneOp 12. Yeti A good time was had by all. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/25 "2012-08-17T03:25:52Z")
Yeti vaults like an Olympian: 1 fubbleskag 71.1 2 Cyberhwk 69.7 3 asterion 65.8 4 Dag Otto 64.0 5 notfrommensa 63.0 6 Crazyhorse 63.0 7 Yeticus Rex 61.4 8 Craneop2 59.2 9 MentalGuy 47.5 10 mrscraneop 46.6 11 MrDuality 41.9 12 MissTake 38.1 13 Green Hell 17.3 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/26 "2012-08-17T03:28:11Z")
…and I feel all perky, too! ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/27 "2012-08-24T00:55:40Z")
The whole four hours of sleep I managed last night has caught up with me. I’m out for tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/28 "2012-08-24T03:24:43Z")
After tonight’s game 8/23… 1 Cyberhwk 75.7 2 fubbleskag 71.1 3 Dag Otto 67.4 4 Yeticus Rex 63.3 5 Crazyhorse 63.0 6 asterion 63.0 7 notfrommensa 58.7 8 Craneop2 58.1 9 MentalGuy 47.5 10 MrDuality 44.9 11 mrscraneop 44.1 12 MissTake 38.1 13 Green Hell 17.3 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/29 "2012-08-24T16:35:56Z")
I guess Cyber was too excited to publish the results of the game: 9 NFM 8 the meekster 7 Ma Crane 6 ast 5 The Original Crane 4 Mr Duality and Mr Duality 3 Yeti the Plumber Mario 2 Dagosteen 1 The Cybernaut ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/30 "2012-08-25T06:38:29Z")
Oh yeah. Guess I failed at my first task as Table Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/31 "2012-08-30T23:00:19Z")
And now I’m going to fail at my second. Not going to be able to make it tonight to defend my title. Should be able to make it at least the three weeks after though. After that school is back again so I’ll have to see what’s going on for my Thursday nights. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/32 "2012-08-31T03:39:22Z")
!0. NFS Mensa 9. Dag Otto 8. M. G. 7. Meeko 6. Frosted Glass 5. Yeti 4. Craneop2 3. Robot Arm 2. size 12 shoes 1. Mrs. Craneop2 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/33 "2012-08-31T04:31:18Z")
Congrats to Ma Crane! Standings: 1 Cyberhwk 75.7 2 fubbleskag 71.1 3 Roooooot 66.4 4 Crazyhorse 63.0 5 asterion 63.0 6 Dag Otto 62.8 7 Yeticus Rex 62.0 8 Frosted Glass 59.6 9 Craneop2 58.8 10 mrscraneop 56.9 11 notfrommensa 54.9 12 MrDuality 52.0 13 Meeko 46.1 14 MentalGuy 44.5 15 MissTake 38.1 16 Green Hell 17.3 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/34 "2012-09-07T03:23:34Z")
Back to the top, where I belong: 1. NFM 2. Asterion 3. Dag Otto 4. Cyberhawk 5. Crane 6. Size12 7. Mrs Crane 8. Fubbs ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/35 "2012-09-07T05:01:11Z")
Umm, you got some hay to rake, fields to plow, wenches to debauch, mountains to climb, etc.: Standings: 1 Cyberhwk 73.2 2 Roooooot 66.4 3 asterion 65.3 4 Dag Otto 63.3 5 Crazyhorse 63.0 6 Yeticus Rex 62.0 7 fubbleskag 61.7 8 notfrommensa 60.8 9 Frosted Glass 59.6 10 Craneop2 57.5 11 mrscraneop 53.6 12 MrDuality 50.3 13 Meeko 46.1 14 MentalGuy 44.5 15 MissTake 38.1 16 Green Hell 17.3 ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/36 "2012-09-14T03:21:26Z")
**Results from 9/13/2012:** [ol] [li]Cyberhwk[/li][li]Crazyhorse[/li][li]Mr. Duality[/li][li]Robot Arm[/li][li]Asterion[/li][li]NotFromMENSA[/li][li]CraneOP2[/li][li]Mrs. Crane[/li][li]Fubbleskag[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/37 "2012-09-17T15:56:44Z")
The standings, with two to go: 1 Cyberhwk 76.7 2 Crazyhorse 68.3 3 Roooooot 64.9 4 asterion 63.8 5 Dag Otto 63.3 6 Yeticus Rex 62.0 7 Frosted Glass 59.6 8 notfrommensa 59.3 9 Craneop2 55.6 10 fubbleskag 54.6 11 MrDuality 52.7 12 mrscraneop 50.7 13 Meeko 46.1 14 MentalGuy 44.5 15 MissTake 38.1 16 Green Hell 17.3 ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/38 "2012-09-19T01:43:32Z")
Just so it doesn’t look like I’m sandbagging to cement a finish, I’m putting everyone on notice that I’m probably not going to be able to play the 27th. Classes starting back up again so won’t be able to make it regularly until Winter Break. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/39 "2012-09-19T05:49:37Z")
I was watching some of the WSOP today (a rerun, I’m sure). Did anyone else see the beat that Kevin Pollak took to get knocked out? Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384/40 "2012-09-19T18:46:15Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I was watching some of the WSOP today (a rerun, I’m sure). Did anyone else see the beat that Kevin Pollak took to get knocked out? Ouch. Yes I did see that. Ouch indeed. Both players had pocket Queens, the other guy went runner runner flush (hearts, I think) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amish-volunteers-with-nailguns-to-oslo-stay-out-of-our-territory-sdmb-poker-3rd-qtr-2012/627384.md?page=3)