# Amusing company name and slogan. Feel free to add on. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679 "2011-08-06T02:02:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/21 "2011-08-06T22:24:34Z")
That one also makes me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/22 "2011-08-06T22:32:08Z")
Fred’s Muffler shop “No muff too tuff We dive till five” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/23 "2011-08-06T23:38:31Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > [They must really suck at marketing.](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=%22performance+utility+services%22+%22PUS%22&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=) They are located only in Corona, CA, and apparently see no need for a website. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/24 "2011-08-07T01:53:28Z")
In Virginia Beach, Savior Martial Arts…complete with a huge sign saying “Karate For Christ”…is, or was, side by side with a VERY gay bar. The juxtoposition always makes me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/25 "2011-08-07T07:38:15Z")
A favorite of mine that I see on the interstate sometimes. [NBS Trucking](http://www.hankstruckpictures.com/pix/trucks/dan_learn/2003/sept/nbstrucking1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/26 "2011-08-08T01:12:43Z")
> [@Sodalite](#): > > A favorite of mine that I see on the interstate sometimes. > > [NBS Trucking](http://www.hankstruckpictures.com/pix/trucks/dan_learn/2003/sept/nbstrucking1.jpg) Huh-huh, huh-huh, they said “load.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/27 "2011-08-08T02:14:55Z")
[Big Dick’s Halfway Inn](http://halfway-inn.com/) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/28 "2011-08-08T04:06:01Z")
[Where is your G.O.D. now?](http://www.freeimagespot.com/data/Countries/guaranteed-overnight-delivery-pictures.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/29 "2011-08-08T04:18:23Z")
> [@Twoflower](#): > > My brother works for Fluke, and I’ve heard that line as an unofficial slogan. There’s a transportation company in Canada called Fluke, and they have the slogan “If it’s on time…it’s a [FLUKE](http://www.fluke.ca/)” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/30 "2011-08-08T04:39:45Z")
On a road trip once, we passed one of the standard (in Texas) blue-and-white highway signs noting “Rest Stop --\>”. Directly to the right of the sign was a cemetery. (the actual rest stop was a couple hundred yards further down) ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/31 "2011-08-08T06:05:49Z")
We have a fish store called The Wet Spot. There used to be a hair salon called The Best Little Hairhouse in Gresham, I’m not sure if it still exists. There also used to be a dry cleaning shop years ago with the name P & S Cleaners. Goddamn it you people I’m giggling like I’m 12! ---
**Author:** ![yendis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ed8c4c/32.png) [@yendis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yendis)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/32 "2011-08-08T08:28:01Z")
CUM Books. A christian bookstore chain in South Africa. And their website: [www.cum.co.za/](http://www.cum.co.za/) (SFW, I promise) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/33 "2011-08-08T08:48:48Z")
**Old Yeller Dog Food** Really guys? Are you _sure_ you want to associate your dog food with that movie? A slogan I once read on the back of this lady’s van that apparently is running a nanny service: \*\* Nanny: HELL-en please call 555-5555\*\* Um, yeah, I’ll get right on that. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/34 "2011-08-08T09:13:31Z")
I see trucks from [Western Truck Fab](http://www.westerntruckfab.com/) pretty frequently around here. ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/35 "2011-08-08T09:28:32Z")
We have a church called Ram in the Bush. I almost drove off the road,what were they thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/36 "2011-08-08T11:01:50Z")
The original Aspercreme commercials used to say “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!” in a very cheerful tone. There’s a place around here (NY) called the Amigone Funeral home (but it’s pronounced with a short I) and a Bury Funeral home. ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/37 "2011-08-08T12:37:58Z")
There is a funeral directors in England called Frederick Paine and Sons. A friend of mine had a scaffolding business that he called “Bud’s erections”. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/38 "2011-08-08T12:50:06Z")
> [@Dr.Strangelove](#): > > I see trucks from [Western Truck Fab](http://www.westerntruckfab.com/) pretty frequently around here. That link triggered my antivirus software, with a high danger alert. Be careful. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/39 "2011-08-08T12:52:12Z")
[Holy Sheet!](http://www.holysheet.com.au/) - “We know our sheet!” ---
**Author:** ![Brad\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@Brad\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-company-name-and-slogan-feel-free-to-add-on/591679/40 "2011-08-08T13:05:18Z")
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