# Amusing conversational lines with no context

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-conversational-lines-with-no-context/664090>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-conversational-lines-with-no-context/664090 "2013-07-21T04:29:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![icenine0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/43a26b/32.png) [@icenine0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icenine0)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-conversational-lines-with-no-context/664090/41 "2013-08-07T15:22:07Z")

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“Why do you keep asking me? I don’t know _anything_.”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-conversational-lines-with-no-context/664090/42 "2013-08-07T16:00:43Z")

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“I almost punched that damn seagull.”

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**Author:** ![icenine0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/43a26b/32.png) [@icenine0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icenine0)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-conversational-lines-with-no-context/664090/43 "2013-08-08T16:29:05Z")

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“I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for all of this, most likely involving cosmic rays and leprechauns.”

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