# Amusing or baffling bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872 "2026-03-29T18:41:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/81 "2026-05-27T11:53:37Z")
It was a Wrangler spare tire cover, not a bumper sticker: This is NOT my Husband’s Jeep ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/82 "2026-05-27T11:55:55Z")
Eons ago I saw these: I ♠ My Dog I ♣ Baby Seals ---
**Author:** ![Tride](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tride/32/13907_2.png) [@Tride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tride)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/83 "2026-05-27T12:45:16Z")
Recently I saw a variant of the “family” stick figure stickers–a woman, a vibrator and a cat… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/84 "2026-05-27T13:43:36Z")
There are several national women-only Jeep clubs. Jeep Girl Mafia is probably the largest but there are a few others. I sometimes see a Jeep with the 2" banner across the top of the front or back window reading reading “It’s a JeepGirl thing. You wouldn’t understand”. Which of course is a girl-flavored variation on the original “It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand”. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/85 "2026-05-27T13:45:02Z")
Soo much better than the guys with a stick figure man and 10 kinds of firearms. I’ve not seen your combo on a car, but IME IRL one heck of a lot of 30-70yo women around here seem to have a yappy dog and a vibe as their family. Vast majority aren’t lesbian as such, but also have zero interest in adding men’s crap into their lives. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/86 "2026-05-27T16:29:21Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > It was a Wrangler spare tire cover, not a bumper sticker: This is NOT my Husband’s Jeep Years ago I spotted a spare tire cover that read “Baa Baa”. It was on a black Jeep. > [@Tride](#): > > Recently I saw a variant of the “family” stick figure stickers–a woman, a vibrator and a cat… One of my neighbors has one with a stick figure holding a sword standing next to a bunch of decapitated stick figures. It’s on a Toyota Highlander (There can be only one). ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/87 "2026-05-27T21:20:14Z")
This might also go in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866/1851) thread, but it’s more amusing than anything else, so I’ll put it here. I was driving along the Mass Pike at night a few months ago, and saw a truck up ahead with a large TOYOTA logo across the back tailgate. The letters clearly showed up in my headlights, and it was the type of older logo that covered the whole tailgate. Like [this](https://www.ebay.com/itm/155018423937). But for some reason, the shape of the vehicle in the dark didn’t quite look like a Toyota pickup truck. It was only when I got closer that I realized it was actually a Tesla Cybertruck with the huge TOYOTA logo on the back. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/88 "2026-05-27T21:42:09Z")
I saw one with the typical Man, Woman, kids and dog… with another woman stick figure off to the side labeled “Dad’s Whore” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/89 "2026-05-27T22:07:38Z")
Class is as class does. Sheesh. The proper term is “Mistress” or “Lover” depending on how much it’s business or pleasure respectively. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/90 "2026-05-27T22:30:54Z")
I’m guessing it was the wife’s car. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/91 "2026-05-28T22:54:22Z")
That’s actually rather clever, although I personally would never put anything like that on my car. Someone on another site mentioned seeing a family sticker with 2 adults and something like 10 kids, and said, “I felt like throwing some condoms at them.” I’m not the only person who said they may have included in-laws and grandchildren in that total. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/92 "2026-05-28T22:57:04Z")
I’ve actually seen variations of that, with the dad stick figure crudely scratched off. Not a good thing to do during a divorce, FWIW. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/93 "2026-05-29T11:57:08Z")
I saw one yesterday parked at a Target that was peak baffling. At least for me. Enough so that I took a pic of it so I could report it here verbatim. I spot this bumper sticker of the usual size with a plain green background and three rows of _small_ white block lettering on it. Lots and lots of long words by bumper sticker standards. I had to stand within about 10 feet to be able to read it at all. > HONK IF YOU’D RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1998 CINEMATIC > MASTERPEICE “EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY” > STARRING DREW BARRYMORE AND ANGELICA HUSTON WTF is that about? ---
**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/94 "2026-05-29T12:44:16Z")
My guess is that the movie in question was rather uninspiring and anyone who would rather be watching it would pretty much rather be doing anything at all other than whatever they’re doing at that time. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/95 "2026-05-29T13:02:31Z")
I think you’re right - like how several of us Dopers said we’d rather spend our time ripping off our fingernails, than watch Trump’s STFU speech. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/96 "2026-05-29T15:06:37Z")
I think it’s also a meta-joke. The tiny print and overlong message totally out of character for a regular bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/97 "2026-05-29T15:13:00Z")
And they spelled Anjelica wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/98 "2026-05-29T15:35:16Z")
> [@ricepad](#): > > > [@LSLGuy](#): > > > > At some print shop someplace I encountered circular white stickers depicting a silver-colored wood screw pointed 45 degrees up the right and sized to cover the hearts on the typical bumper stickers. So kinda like this 🪠 if you put obvious coarse threads on the handle and sharpen the right end. > > IIRC, _National Lampoon_ used to offer these stickers for sale, along with their “That’s not funny, that’s sick!” merch. Someone on Johnny Carson years ago held up a prototype bumper sticker with a picture of a spade in that position. (eta, now that I remember, it was the “spade” suit symbol, rather than an actual spade). Apparently it caught on: > **[Spade Dog Bumper Sticker | Zazzle](https://www.zazzle.com/spade_dog_bumper_sticker-128326690967717259)** > > I spade my dog bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/99 "2026-05-29T18:26:40Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > And they spelled Anjelica wrong. That’s on me. The pic I took says Anjelica. I transcribed that badly. 🤦‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Orville\_mogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/aeb1de/32.png) [@Orville\_mogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orville_mogul)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/100 "2026-05-30T05:17:29Z")
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