# Amusing or baffling bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872 "2026-03-29T18:41:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/101 "2026-05-30T08:05:51Z")
Yes, that one’s fine. (Otherwise I would’ve noticed it !) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/102 "2026-05-30T13:25:26Z")
FTR, that one’s on me too; they spelled it correctly on the sticker. Awhile ago my fingers started screwing up ie and ei in many words. Which seems to have taught whichever spellcheck is used here that either spelling is correct. Oops. Pisses me off I can’t figure out which spellchecker it is, nor how to remove words it mistakenly thinks are spelled correctly. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/103 "2026-05-30T14:36:50Z")
At first I thought the sticker on the dusty battered suv driven by a blue haired big lady read slava, then I saw her sticker about unconventional love something or other followed by a big sticker that read spank me daddy. And I realized it wasn’t slava but slave. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/104 "2026-05-31T16:19:05Z")
I saw a vehicle yesterday with a yellow warning bumper sticker on the back that looked at first glance like one of those stickers that says, “Vehicle speed montitored by GPS” or similar. But when I got closer I saw that instead it said: “LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING”. Well said!! I’m thinking of getting one too. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/105 "2026-05-31T22:12:56Z")
I can’t speak to the broader issue of “WTF is that about?”, but apparently this is a thing now. A car in my neighborhood has a similar sticker about a different movie, and someone else has one of those “In This House We Believe…” lawn signs with the usual text replaced by a rave review of yet another obscure film from the 2000s. (Frankly, I’m a little glad to have this confirmation that other people see them too! 🤪 ) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/106 "2026-06-03T17:17:39Z")
Zoom in for the full effect: ETA: for some reason the first image isn’t showing a preview. Click on the link - it’s worth it. [https://i.ibb.co/9kK0XqSF/IMG-4566.jpg](https://i.ibb.co/9kK0XqSF/IMG-4566.jpg) [![](https://i.ibb.co/vxgWrQ89/IMG-4567.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/vxgWrQ89/IMG-4567.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/107 "2026-06-03T18:17:53Z")
I wasn’t gonna post this, but since you went first… Black Lincoln Navigator, clean, nice shape being driven by a Soccer Mom from Central Casting… I Love Anal And there is a Knucklehead who lives in the area with a beat up old noisy pickup… I Eat Ass! Stay Classy, Folks. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/108 "2026-06-05T14:59:33Z")
Are you directing us mainly to the “JESUS LOVES EVERYONE YOU HATE”? Anyway, I find that a powerful and pithy statement. I love it — and I’m not religious at all. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/109 "2026-06-05T17:29:21Z")
I thought her whole van was amusing. I talked to the owner, and she was a very nice woman, as indicated by the sentiments of her stickers. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/110 "2026-06-06T18:54:03Z")
Only in a small town. I saw this guy in front of me this morning, but wasn’t able to get a photo. After having breakfast and running some errands, I saw him in front of me again, on the way home: [![](https://i.ibb.co/JWjCBn9Z/IMG-4582.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/JWjCBn9Z/IMG-4582.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/111 "2026-06-09T03:17:22Z")
I saw this on a truck that pumps out septic tanks and could not stop laughing: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels” ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/112 "2026-06-09T03:20:40Z")
on the side of an insect exterminators’ van : “Matamos por encargo” (We kill on commission) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/113 "2026-06-09T12:18:11Z")
@cormac262 That is one of the best in a long time. @Frodo Another winner! It seems like both pest control and septic companies love to joke about their line of work. I’ve seen funny signs on both those sorts of outfits over the years. Can’t recall any well enough to cite, but I see the pattern. ---
**Author:** ![Tride](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tride/32/13907_2.png) [@Tride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tride)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/114 "2026-06-09T12:58:25Z")
“Septics pumped. Pools filled. Not same truck.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/115 "2026-06-09T14:40:47Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > It seems like both pest control and septic companies love to joke about their line of work. I’ve seen funny signs on both those sorts of outfits over the years. As a related sub-set of septic companies: porta-potty companies frequently have punny names. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/116 "2026-06-09T15:18:39Z")
> [@Tride](#): > > Not same truck. Then again, that’s highly useful to know up front. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/117 "2026-06-09T20:11:52Z")
[![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AP1GczPX_HneVufL_pLIKBRI6MpUR0OlzNklvYt7qg419VQyHKLXDaQ5trSqUw0xgq2DdespdmCCjHUkA3_jNYwThjPjNakNDR4_2uN7YoHESINZQZDwrpit=w600-h315-p-k "New photo · Tuesday, Jun 9 📸") ](https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOJ6unnZA83ZeQMQ3umTfGhLigyicp4At0fI85dVcnY8sGjR8LhcP5DzdeSB5UtBg?key=NUJ3VWlNblZ4NVFEX3ZEQTVES29CVENvM0NwcFJB) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/118 "2026-06-11T23:57:41Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > Another Jesus one spotted the other day: “Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite.” If you’re old enough, you might remember: Jesus Saves Blue Chip Stamps. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/119 "2026-10-09T08:34:51Z")
We’ve all seen various anti-Elon stickers on Teslas. Saw a variant a couple days ago I had not seen before. > VINTAGE TESLA > Pre-madness version ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872/120 "2026-10-09T10:47:41Z")
Here in New England it’s very common to see the bumper sticker **This Car Climbed Mt. Washington** No great feat – there’s a roadway to the top. There are variations, of course: **The Owner of This Car Climbed Mt. Washinton** **The Owner of This Car Bicycled to the Top of Mt. Washington** etc. My daughter surprised me by coming back from the great white north with one I hadn’t seen before **This Car Drove Into Lake Winnipesaukee** (Wikkepesaukee is the Great Nig Lake in th middle of New Hampshire. I’m sure plenty of boater manage to get their cars at least partway into the lake launching their craft from the ramp, but if you did drive in, you probably won’t be driving out.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-or-baffling-bumper-stickers/1028872.md?page=7)