# Amusing Signs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074 "2024-02-03T19:04:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/281 "2024-02-20T19:43:54Z")

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[![](https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_60,w_1315/cffb7a8b336fe35df7a22efc2457f0f0.jpg) ](https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_60,w_1315/cffb7a8b336fe35df7a22efc2457f0f0.jpg)

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/282 "2024-02-20T21:08:09Z")

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Tangle-Y Wood and Art, Hondo NM

[![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV860jgAY_VtPvDlzUnSRyZNvWXgyLXkA-_9_luRYzCnXujh3ZLCVh-v1GW6Wbh-Ip65u8ugmEeBupcHKWIwfONt7ufQu8mKBR1rAyCEGr6i06U1lE85z=w600-h315-p-k "New item by Dave Carter") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/PJbAHcv4cTBcNhwz8)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/283 "2024-02-28T17:38:40Z")

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[![](https://i.imgur.com/Pi3LBRb.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Pi3LBRb.jpg)  
A local pizza place has this on the small boxes they send wings in. I thought it was hilarious. My gf has never seen **Se7en** , so she didn’t get it. I made her sit with me and watch it.

She now “gets” the joke, but thought the movie was disgusting.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/284 "2024-02-28T19:23:24Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> She now “gets” the joke, but thought the movie was disgusting.

The movie was good, overall, but how that scene ever made it past whatever counts for film QC I’ll never know.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/285 "2024-02-28T20:48:31Z")

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One of the films I thought was excellent that I never want to see again. Disturbing.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/286 "2024-02-28T21:33:18Z")

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It’s not a _tasteful_ movie about a serial killer.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/287 "2024-02-28T22:13:17Z")

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To me, “What’s in the box?” evokes not _Se7en_ but _UHF_.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hXOjyv4d998/hqdefault.jpg "what's in the box?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOjyv4d998)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/288 "2024-03-02T16:08:06Z")

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[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/3595/3567342192_f73bd2eb81_b.jpg "Charity shop, Notting Hill") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/patricklondon/3567342192/)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/289 "2024-03-02T16:21:28Z")

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[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/7355/9772729102_dbba7c305b_b.jpg "Urbanising the foxes") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/patricklondon/9772729102/)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/290 "2024-03-02T16:24:25Z")

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[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/5573/15247258182_05f95f3497_b.jpg "Keeping up the old ways") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/patricklondon/15247258182/)

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/291 "2024-03-02T20:01:32Z")

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“Joke’s on you - I brought a book!”

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/292 "2024-03-02T22:05:28Z")

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That fox is smoking a pipe!

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/293 "2024-03-02T22:08:18Z")

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Yeah, the foxes use to stuff their pipes with the tobacco from the cigarette butts. A bit icky, but cheap.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/294 "2024-03-02T22:08:41Z")

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You don’t think they’d just smoke a cigarette butt that a human had been smoking, do you? That would be gross. They unroll the butts and pack the tobacco into their pipes.

ETA: Ninjaed! That proves it’s true.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/295 "2024-03-02T23:10:22Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> Ninjaed! That proves it’s true.

And now it’s on the Internet, so it’s Undisputable!

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/296 "2024-03-02T23:35:25Z")

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Hey, I can swear I’ve seen foxes smoking pipes, though maybe I had also smoked a pipe with the good stuff before…

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/297 "2024-03-03T00:14:39Z")

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Parks & Recreation have enough problems without letting you know the foxes _really_ prefer bongs and hookahs. 🦊

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/298 "2024-03-03T00:47:26Z")

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That would explain [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoned_Fox).

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/299 "2024-03-03T01:04:37Z")

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This is not quite a sign, but almost.

I’m on a cruise right now. So in close proximity to and repeated contact with quite a cross-section of humanity. There is one very large American guy wandering around who is blessed with a very large upper body / belly. It’s not quite highway sign sized, but it’s ample by any reasonable human standard. This was a large and beefy man even before he became obese to boot.

He’s followed (or led) around by this small woman who’s evidently his wife.

He’s wearing a plain blue t-shirt with white 3" tall lettering across the front.

> In my defense,  
> I was left  
> UNSUPERVISED

He looks like the sort who’d get into all sorts of goofy hijinks if supervision wasn’t readily available.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/300 "2024-03-03T18:50:32Z")

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