# Amy Winehouse Checks Into Rehab??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 15, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705 "2007-08-15T19:08:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/1 "2007-08-15T19:08:09Z")

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_They tried to make me go to rehab  
I said no, no, no._

Reality [apparently overruled](http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=1017289) that sentiment:

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> It was a near-overdose and not “severe exhaustion” that allegedly sent British singer Amy Winehouse of “Rehab” fame to the hospital last week.  
> In fact, after being discharged by the docs, Amy and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, checked themselves into Rehab, according to several tabloid reports.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/2 "2007-08-15T19:19:27Z")

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[QUOTE=RTFirefly]  
_They tried to make me go to rehab  
I said no, no, no._

Reality [apparently overruled](http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=1017289) that sentiment:  
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Obligatory Amy Winehouse drunken Youtube Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q)

Does it make me a bad person that I can’t watch that without laughing?

(Edited: Apparently I need to brush up on my coding skills.)

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/3 "2007-08-15T19:30:09Z")

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Wow - Zombie poster ^.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/4 "2007-08-15T19:34:22Z")

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thanks for posting that video… I could only make it about a minute in… that was uncomfortable.

I really love Amy Winehouse’s music. I cannot STAND to look at her though. She’s monstrous to me. I think she looks like R. Crumb’s Devil Girl.  
[http://www.12move.de/home/crumb/char\_devil.htm](http://www.12move.de/home/crumb/char_devil.htm)

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/5 "2007-08-15T19:36:44Z")

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**DRAIN BEAD**!!!

Welcome back, girl! Don’t be such a stranger. 🙂

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/6 "2007-08-15T20:14:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Obligatory Amy Winehouse drunken Youtube Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q)

Does it make me a bad person that I can’t watch that without laughing?

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Not at all.

It is good to see Charlotte Church still has the pipes, but Amy… my God, Candy Slice was more coherent!

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**Author:** ![Typo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Typo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/7 "2007-08-15T20:18:08Z")

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Oh, now there’s a flashback. Way back when the board was free and I was registered as Typo, I loved your username. I wondered idly what Drain Bead meant…was it a drop of water glistening in the sink? Was it dadaism or just plain whimsy? When I finally caught on, I was so glad I’d never actually asked. :blushing:

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/8 "2007-08-15T20:18:22Z")

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I guess her Daddy minds.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/9 "2007-08-15T20:22:37Z")

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I hate to further the hijack, but **Drain Bead**?? I did a double-take when I saw your name! Good to see you!

Anyway, I always assume “exhaustion” = “overdose”. Well I hope rehab works out for her. That song is biting her in the ass, ain’t it?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/10 "2007-08-15T20:26:31Z")

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I so thought we were long past the point when assholes could glorify indiscriminate drug use.

I’ll bet that one stint in rehab won’t be enough for Winehouse either. Although 30 days of being forced to watch that video might help. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/11 "2007-08-15T20:54:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Obligatory Amy Winehouse drunken Youtube Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q)

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Dial-up sucks. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/12 "2007-08-15T21:24:13Z")

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I want to join in the welcome back **Drain Bead** chorus.

Any speculation as to what she has OD’d on? Given the way she used to look and the way she looks now, I’ll WAG it was coke.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/13 "2007-08-15T21:40:07Z")

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Judging from how she looks, she should change her name to **Amy Crackhouse**.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/14 "2007-08-15T22:02:52Z")

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Hey **Drain Bead**! Nice to see you, girl!

That video was so pathetic… and I’m an ex-drunk and ex-junkie… Eh, rehab probably won’t fix her, so don’t bet money on it. hardly anyone who tries to get sober stays that way.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/15 "2007-08-15T22:13:29Z")

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On the bright side, Charlotte Church has growed up reeeal good.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/16 "2007-08-15T22:21:28Z")

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Gee, what a surprise. Though, her statement to the press ( or whomever) seemed exceptionally normal, instead of the usual " My client is taking a very proactive stance in their health and asks for her privacy during this time" nonsense.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/17 "2007-08-15T22:24:23Z")

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Holy crap, that video was like the worst karaoke I’ve ever heard. I’m surprised they didn’t have chicken wire up in front of the stage.

I do love “I’m No Good”, though.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HFVM5pVTwkM/hqdefault.jpg "Amy Winehouse -You Know I'm No Good") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVM5pVTwkM)

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/18 "2007-08-15T22:28:39Z")

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Wait. Who is Amy Winehouse (apart from the lush trying to pour her way through the linked song, that is)?

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/19 "2007-08-15T22:48:54Z")

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She’s a very talented British soul singer. Her second album, _Back To Black_, is a really great homage to the Motown sound, and it would be very hard to tell you’re listening to a 23-year-old British Jewish ex-chav girl in 2007. Unfortunately, she seems hell-bent on committing suicide (and not just career suicide) due to her well-publicized substance abuse.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amy-winehouse-checks-into-rehab/415705/20 "2007-08-15T23:48:25Z")

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I have never actually heard her sing- all I ever read about is her freaking hair…

Trashy, trashy girl…

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