# An actual Monday morning MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 13, 2013, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220 "2013-05-13T09:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/361 "2013-05-18T00:57:50Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > One of my favorites: > > Two cans cream of whatever, one cup white rice, one cup water. Mix in a 9x9 casserole. Lay chicken on top and season, then bake at 350 for one and a quarter hours. This easily doubles using a 9x13 pan. > > Note on the rice… Use regular white rice. Not instant and not calrose (The stuff I normally use in a rice cooker doesn’t cook right in this recipe) > > If the breasts are boneless, check how things are doing after an hour. I normally use bone-in thighs or leg quarters. My mother makes that but I couldn’t remember the amounts of the ingredients or how long to back for the rice to get done. She has another she makes where you wrap bacon around chicken breasts, I know it uses mayonnaise and something else. I don’t like that version as much. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/362 "2013-05-18T01:00:41Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > **Flytrap** I don’t care if he needs to make a living, he just needs to make it elsewhere. > He (or she) is a brazen little cuss, comes right out in the daylight and all. She is trying to feed her babies. Daddy was caught last week. “Mommy, when is Daddy coming home? We’re hungry!” “I don’t know, Dear, but I’ll go get you some food, Sweetheart.” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/363 "2013-05-18T01:06:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Is she a Nice Jewish Girl? > 🙂 Nope. New England generic Christian. And very nice. One of her best qualities is how happy she makes Bro. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/364 "2013-05-18T01:11:27Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > One of her best qualities is how happy she makes Bro. That is what counts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/365 "2013-05-18T01:29:13Z")
My brother has a secret girlfriend I know nothing about. Drives me nuts. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/366 "2013-05-18T01:33:38Z")
You guys and your rodent issues. There’s a mouse next to me on my desk right now. 😛 VunderKind and FDiL are coming tomorrow. I am so psyched! ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/367 "2013-05-18T01:40:19Z")
I am very tired and very stinky. In the midst of all the other stuff I was doing today, I decided to get the linded tree planted, which resulted in much sweatage. Peeeeeee-yoooooooo. The forecast for where my show is tomorrow went from perfect two days ago to 60% of late afternoon storms. Thunderstorms and art show canopies are not a good combination. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/368 "2013-05-18T01:41:05Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Spidey, if you are gray, why do you have a red tarp? > 😕 I am not grey. I also live north of the M-D line; which means I have all of the appropriate shingles on my roof; therefore, I don’t need or own a tarp. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/369 "2013-05-18T01:51:51Z")
Posting from irk at the Casa de Rock aka Fitzgerald’s. In the calm before the storm Really, I got nothing just bored. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/370 "2013-05-18T02:02:26Z")
Fracking shunks, day 6. Somebody please air-drop a brace of hungry Fisher Cats into the railroad right-of-way behind my Mothership, please! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/371 "2013-05-18T02:31:49Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Spidey, if you are gray, why do you have a red tarp? > 😕 > [@Spiderman](#): > > I am not grey. I also live north of the M-D line; which means I have all of the appropriate shingles on my roof; therefore, I don’t need or own a tarp. :rolleyes: And there I was, ready to guess Ohio State fan… 😃 😛 Tired. Long week. **Cap’n** : saw your new movie yesterday. It was FUN! Off to sleep. Hugs all. GT ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/372 "2013-05-18T02:53:05Z")
We had a family sick day today. All 4 of us stayed home. It was a day of naps and me and the husband yelling at the monkies to stop making messes. My DD made a marble sized hole in the play room wall. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/373 "2013-05-18T02:58:39Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > One of my favorites: > > Two cans cream of whatever, one cup white rice, one cup water. Mix in a 9x9 casserole. Lay chicken on top and season, then bake at 350 for one and a quarter hours. This easily doubles using a 9x13 pan. > > Note on the rice… Use regular white rice. Not instant and not calrose (The stuff I normally use in a rice cooker doesn’t cook right in this recipe) > > If the breasts are boneless, check how things are doing after an hour. I normally use bone-in thighs or leg quarters. I am making this for dinner tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/374 "2013-05-18T03:17:19Z")
Howdy All!!! TGIF!! X 9845678734654567 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/375 "2013-05-18T03:19:31Z")
I have been to the movies and backed up my hard drive because my computer is making those last-ditch-before-I-die complaints. I am up past my bedtime. Goodnight all! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/376 "2013-05-18T03:20:54Z")
April, sorry to hear about the sick day and the hole in the wall ☹ swampy, if’n I ever sojourn over to Jawja I reckon I’ll let you know! 🙂 Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend so far. I ran my very first sub seven minute mile tonight! Not the greatest accomplishment in human history, but for me, I’m very proud. I did an entire mile straight at 9 mph which the maths tells me is one mile in 6 minutes 40 seconds. Yay!!! Maybe in a few more weeks I’ll be able to do a sub 6 minute mile which will be really doubly special. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/377 "2013-05-18T03:43:15Z")
The hole in the wall was patched up by the hubs promptly, the part that really upset me was that fact she used scissors to make the hole. Girl is going to cut herself bad one day. She has already taken the scissors to her hair a few months back. She likes pointy things and giving me heart attacks. Wow, **$2.99** , that is really awesome! I only ran a sub 7 min once in my entire life, and never was able to do it again. I used to average about 10 min a mile then I got old and fat. LOL ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/378 "2013-05-18T04:11:24Z")
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/379 "2013-05-18T04:21:05Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > . I also live north of the M-D line; That is your misfortune. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2013, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-actual-monday-morning-mmp/658220/380 "2013-05-18T10:08:01Z")
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