# An Amazing testimony on my story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 9, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495 "2013-03-09T14:07:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/1 "2013-03-09T14:07:06Z")

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I want to share a testimony of my life to every one. i was married to my husband smith, i love him so much we have been married for 5 years now with two kids. when he went for a vacation to Paris he met a lady called Mary, he told me that he is no longer interested in the marriage any more, All because I was suffering from cancer disease for more than a year. I was so confused, I cried everyday and seeking for help, i don’t know what to do until I met my friend Kristina and told her about my problem. she told me not to worry about it that she had a similar problem before and introduce me to a man called Dr khakani who cast a spell on her ex and bring him back to her after 2days. Kristina told me to contact Dr khakani. I contacted Dr khakani to help me bring back my husband and help me in curing my cancer disease. He told me not to worry about it that God will help me. He told me by two days he will re-unite me and my husband together and he will cure my cancer disease. After two day my husband called and told me he is coming back to sort out things with me, I was surprised when I saw him and he started crying and begging me asking for forgiveness. Dr khakani also helped me to cure my cancer disease. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth for what this great spell caster Dr khakani did for me and my husband, you can contact Dr khakani on any problem in this world, he will solve it for you… He is the best!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/2 "2013-03-09T19:13:11Z")

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/3 "2013-03-09T19:17:10Z")

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So you’re just going to keep Dr. khakhani’s number and email for yourself, eh **Marley23**?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/4 "2013-03-09T19:26:20Z")

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More magic for me!

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/5 "2013-03-09T19:42:12Z")

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> [@kimbutler001](#):
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> you can contact Dr khakani on any problem in this world, he will solve it for you…

My problem is that I am extremely gullible, and I have too much money on my hands. Do you think he can help me with that?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/6 "2013-03-09T19:48:55Z")

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What happened to this lady Mary in Paris? What happens if SHE contacts Dr. khakani?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/7 "2013-03-09T20:09:27Z")

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Penis ensues.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/8 "2013-03-09T20:52:23Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Penis ensues.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

umm…do we really need the “regards” sig, here?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/9 "2013-03-09T21:25:01Z")

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Oh, C’mon! She only gets 1 post? That’s just mean.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/10 "2013-03-09T21:38:01Z")

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OP appears to be witnessing. Shouldn’t this go into GD? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/11 "2013-03-09T21:42:06Z")

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Wait, is this the same doctor who can make [anti-alligator potions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=684617)? Or are these two different doctors?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/12 "2013-03-09T21:49:03Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> What happened to this lady Mary in Paris? What happens if SHE contacts Dr. khakani?

I think we end up with Solomon’s solution in that case.

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**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/13 "2013-03-10T00:33:57Z")

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I was in medical school with Dr Khakani… I thought he got kicked out of his Spellcasting Residency program in Lagos?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/14 "2013-03-10T00:41:23Z")

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> [@Desert\_Nomad](#):
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> I was in medical school with Dr Khakani… I thought he got kicked out of his Spellcasting Residency program in Lagos?

Isn’t that when he tried to feed the world’s Hungry? I mean, To This Day… Shopright STILL has the [Khakani-Khakani sale](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve3RjIEkquE)…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/15 "2013-03-10T00:48:09Z")

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There is no way Dr. Khakani is the best spell caster on Earth because _I_ am the best spell caster on Earth.

Khakani couldn’t cast his way out of a wet paper bag. And you can quote me on that.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/16 "2013-03-10T00:53:21Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Khakani couldn’t cast his way out of a wet paper bag.

..

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/17 "2013-03-10T00:58:28Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> Oh, C’mon! She only gets 1 post? That’s just mean.

After all she’s been though!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/18 "2013-03-10T01:06:13Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> umm…do we really need the “regards” sig, here?  
> 🙂

He’s already been pitted for it. There’s nothing that can be done.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/19 "2013-03-10T01:08:18Z")

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Joey P, I knew you were gonna quote me on that because I cast a spell in your general direction. You may also notice there’s an incredible garlic-pesto odor to your flatus for the next 24 hours. Your welcome.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/20 "2013-03-10T01:51:07Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> umm…do we really need the “regards” sig, here?  
> 🙂

Sure.

But mines slicker.

El Regardos,  
user hostile

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