# An Amazing testimony on my story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495 "2013-03-09T14:07:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/21 "2013-03-10T02:45:05Z")
I once tried to cure a sick cat with woo. He wooed all over the floor and I stepped it in the middle of the night. I sure fixed him, though. I took him to the vet and started stuffing pills in him every day. The woo stopped. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/22 "2013-03-10T15:06:23Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > I took him to the vet and started stuffing pills in him every day. The woo stopped. Read that as “started stuffing pills in him everywhere”. To clarify, the poor cat wasn’t cured of woo with suppositories, was it? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/23 "2013-03-10T15:51:00Z")
Helps me dr. khakani! I gots the cancer disease! ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/24 "2013-03-10T18:02:21Z")
What are these “new” threads from first time posters? Seems like many of these have sob stories, with questionable grammar and format, and you never hear from the posters again. Is the SDMB now listed on some site offering personal advice? Or is this some form of Trojan advertising scam (note deleted email and phone number)? ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/25 "2013-03-10T21:24:25Z")
I’m guessing, the latter… ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/26 "2013-03-11T18:46:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by chappachula > umm…do we really need the “regards” sig, here? > [@](#): > > He’s already been pitted for it. There’s nothing that can be done. Hey, I’m not a complainer! I actually kinda like **shodan’s** inevitable and inescapable “regards”. In a high-tension GD thread with lots of disagreements, it’s nice and polite. But in this case, he used it after a 2-word post involving a penis. :dubious: :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/27 "2013-03-11T18:51:19Z")
How proficient is the good Dr Khakani with triple integrals?? I could use some help with my problem set this week. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/28 "2013-03-11T19:01:50Z")
Am I the only one that immediately started humming this? I told the witch doctor I was in love with you I told the witch doctor I was in love with you And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do He said that … Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang… Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/29 "2013-03-11T19:09:09Z")
> [@BoBettie](#): > > Am I the only one that immediately started humming this? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495/30 "2013-03-11T19:32:04Z")
Yes, but now I am going “Bettie, Bettie, bo-bettie, Banana-fana fo-fettie Fee-Fi-mo-mettie Bettie!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-amazing-testimony-on-my-story/652495.md?page=1)