# An Aneurysm Of Imbeciles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 29, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313 "2015-08-29T18:48:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/81 "2015-08-31T10:44:21Z")

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A few points:

1. If pointing out the dead and partially-consumed lobster did not result in immediate action, pointing out _more_ about the dead and soon to be totally consumed lobster in a louder voice is unlikely to achieve the desired and necessary result.

2. Eighty bucks does _not_ buy a decent sexy nun outfit. Don’t ask.

3. Choad appears to have several mutually-exclusive definitions. Also it is derived from the Spanish and the Hindi.

Rules clarification question:

Can we say chodna you in the Pit?

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/82 "2015-08-31T12:24:00Z")

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I hope Clara buys a very sexy sexy outfit ($80 will buy something revealing I’m sure) and stands in her front yard in it, or maybe washes the car in it?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/83 "2015-08-31T13:38:22Z")

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$80 Canadian converts to $60.18 American atm. That’s still pretty generous. No wonder so many of us defected to Canada during the Vietnam War.

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**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/84 "2015-09-01T14:11:41Z")

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Bump. Because I never want this wonderfulness to go away.

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/85 "2015-09-01T17:14:23Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> $80 Canadian converts to $60.18 American atm. That’s still pretty generous. No wonder so many of us defected to Canada during the Vietnam War.

That’s why we need a bloody wall.

We must keep out the draft-dodgers, and the anchor-babies.

Zeke

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-aneurysm-of-imbeciles/729313/86 "2015-09-01T22:52:22Z")

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Did smoking kill that lobster? Maybe gill cancer?

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