# An Antidote to Grimhacker
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 20, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926 "2000-09-20T23:40:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/1 "2000-09-20T23:40:20Z")
I like women.
I like pretty much all women, especially the ones who grace our board.
I like big women. I like small women. I like good natured silly women, and I like way-too-serious bitchy women. I like women who know their way around a computer, and I like women who know how to cook. I like women who know more than I’ll ever learn in a lifetime, and I like women who’ve done more with their lives than I’ll ever dream of. I like women who dream, and I like women who wish they had time to dream. I like women who send me nekkid pictures. 😉 I like women who are modest and wouldn’t dream of sending me nekkid pictures. At least of themselves.
Because, in all of my life, I’ve never met a woman who didn’t have something good somewhere deep down inside of her.
Sometimes you just have to look a little deeper.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/2 "2000-09-20T23:41:48Z")
Well said, **Eutychus**.
If this is a petition, add my name to the list.
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/3 "2000-09-20T23:42:19Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*
> \*\*Sometimes you just have to look a little deeper.
>
> \*\*
or be a little less shallow, eh?
Nicely done, Eutychuss.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/4 "2000-09-20T23:42:48Z")
I like women. They have boobs. Boobs are cool!
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/5 "2000-09-20T23:43:05Z")
I think you are beautiful euty.
_smootch_
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### Author:  [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/6 "2000-09-20T23:46:23Z")
:😊:
Euty, that made my day.
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### Author:  [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/7 "2000-09-20T23:48:49Z")
I’ve seen their depths, and it is green…moola, money and more money. You don’t have the dineros you are out on the curb. But I still love them.
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/8 "2000-09-20T23:51:53Z")
I always thought the perfect antidote to a person like Grimhacker was **DNFTT**
But I like Euty’s solution much better. If I wasn’t married, you would be in trouble 😉 😉
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/9 "2000-09-20T23:55:50Z")
That was beautiful, **Euty** Where do I sign the petition?
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/10 "2000-09-20T23:56:36Z")
**I’m** not married. 😉
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### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/11 "2000-09-20T23:58:59Z")
So, Euty…come to Providence much? 😉
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### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/12 "2000-09-20T23:59:18Z")
Well said **Eutychus**.
**Grimhacker** I may be wrong but I get the impression that I could wade through your deepest thoughts and not get my ankles wet.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/13 "2000-09-21T00:02:59Z")
Better be careful, Yojimbo. You might catch a serious case of foot fungus when you wade through Grimslackers thoughts.
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### Author:  [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/14 "2000-09-21T00:05:23Z")
_smiles_ Wow that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for the pick me up Euty!
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/15 "2000-09-21T00:10:55Z")
Get a foot fungus? From such a bone-dry desert? Coldy, you give too much credit.
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### Author:  [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/16 "2000-09-21T00:14:35Z")
ah, Euty, if all gents were like you I might seriously consider my position on lesbianism.
On second thought, I’ll just second the “I like women” statement.
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/17 "2000-09-21T00:18:54Z")
Hey I like women too, even though they drive me nutz sometimes.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/18 "2000-09-21T00:30:51Z")
Well said, Euty.
I don’t understand why Grim seems dead set on alienating the Teeming Females. This board boasts scores of great ladies…caring, thoughtful, feisty, intelligent, beautiful, funny, interesting, and altogether neat. Why go out of your way to annoy them?
I don’t get it.
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### Author:  [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/19 "2000-09-21T00:37:00Z")
Because this kid actually did the whole icq romance thing. I talked to this women for about a year on icq, and finally got the courage up to meet her in person. It was great, we hugged right away, we went to a sports bar and had a few drinks…then it was on to a cheap motel for a night of sex. We really like each other, but lately I’ve been gettig the headgames from her on icq… I have to say to her, I"m sorry babe, but I am a busy person…I would love to see you this weekend…but it ain’t feasible. Why do they play the headgames? She knows I am dying here not being able to see her. Frustrating.
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### Author:  [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/20 "2000-09-21T00:37:45Z")
In real life, I don’t believe I have ever met a female who is worth giving the time of day to.
But then, in real life I’ve only met about a dozen women.
☹
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