# An Antidote to Grimhacker

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 20, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926 "2000-09-20T23:40:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/21 "2000-09-21T00:42:45Z")

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**Grimhacker** , you don’t have to worry about that happening here.

Because after how you’ve acted on this board, **no** woman would want to meet you IRL.

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### Author: ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/22 "2000-09-21T00:46:55Z")

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Now, see, **THIS** is why I love this place:

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\ ***Grimhacker** I may be wrong but I get the impression that I could wade through your deepest thoughts and not get my ankles wet. \*\*

Never in a million years could I come up with a line like that 😃

And, Euty? You rock 🙂

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### Author: ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/23 "2000-09-21T00:49:32Z")

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Euty, you rock, hon. Well said. _smooch_

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### Author: ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/24 "2000-09-21T00:55:46Z")

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Where the hell did I say I wanted to meet anyone here? I have to go to bed unlike alot of you people, this bastard has to work and pay bills. Okay, that was harsh, but I got to go to bed, feel free to insult me, if thats what gets your jollies.

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### Author: ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/25 "2000-09-21T00:56:16Z")

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who, from his experiences with a few members of a population, extrapolates negative characteristics onto over half the population of the world.

If you had a few bad experiences, that does not mean that all women are shallow.

If you had lots of bad experiences, it seems that you may be seeking out the same type of woman each time, and the scenario is destined to turn out the same because of that.

A few unasked for suggestions: get yourself a nice pet, and learn to lavish it with love, and feel that love returned, Grimhacker. It is good practice, and loving something is good for you. If there is someone whom you can trust and feel safe with, talk to that person about how deeply you have been hurt in your past relationships. Maybe a counselor would help to keep you from repeating the same mistakes.

But don’t continue to alienate a whole group of people who give everyone a chance to belong if they don’t behave obnoxiously and insult people.

BlackKnight, are you coming to the Central MN Dopefest? You and I need to have a LONG talk.

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### Author: ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/26 "2000-09-21T00:57:17Z")

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Almost forgot…_ **smooches Euty** _ you big hunk of man.

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### Author: ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/27 "2000-09-21T01:10:24Z")

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I am now taking bets on how long our friend lasts. I say he’ll be banned by Monday.

Good job, Euty.

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### Author: ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/28 "2000-09-21T01:37:49Z")

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I was so tempted to reply to that human cancer in another thread, but I’m glad you started this one Euty, it’s much more constructive. I haven’t met one woman(and most of the men, grim and his ilk excepted) on this board I wouldn’t want to meet IRL, and that’s a testement to you the ladies of the SDMB.  
Keith

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### Author: ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/29 "2000-09-21T01:48:20Z")

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Even me Euty ? You big stud muffin you !

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/30 "2000-09-21T01:58:11Z")

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Fer God’s sakes Grimperson, if you didn’t post such dribble, people wouldn’t be so quick to jump on your back.

As for Euty, I guess you described all of us women on the board…you deserve a big hug and a kiss now! Possibly even a massage!

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### Author: ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/31 "2000-09-21T02:34:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \*  
> \*\*BlackKnight, are you coming to the Central MN Dopefest? You and I need to have a LONG talk. \*\*

I would really really like to go, but unfortunately, I don’t have a way to get there. ☹

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### Author: ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/32 "2000-09-21T03:26:47Z")

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Euty,  
You are amazing.  
And I’ll give you a chance to “love” me IRL, first chance I get!!

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### Author: ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/33 "2000-09-21T04:05:43Z")

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Another big _smooch_ for Euty. Thanks for starting this thread.

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### Author: ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/34 "2000-09-21T04:31:05Z")

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::hugs and kisses to Euty::

See? It’s posts like this that make me love you, Euty! Keep it up!

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### Author: ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/35 "2000-09-21T04:33:27Z")

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_joins up in the “smooching” line_

Are the rest–well _most_ of the rest–of the guys in this thread available for smooching, too?

_wonders if Euty foresaw something like this happening_

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### Author: ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/36 "2000-09-21T05:20:00Z")

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{{{Euty}}}  
_kiss_  
_kiss_  
_kiss_  
_kiss_  
_really big kiss for good measure_

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### Author: ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/37 "2000-09-21T05:55:19Z")

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Mind if I jump in, too?

Just wanna let Grimbo know… I’ve been yanked around, too, by female-types (ever have someone threaten to kill herself every time you talked? It gets disturbing), yet that’s never really changed my position from “I like them guys with the funny lumps on their chests.”

My personal favorites are the ones that descend further than the epidermis, and I can assure from personal experience that there’s a good number of those running around the board.

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### Author: ![Kupek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90db22/32.png) [@Kupek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kupek)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/38 "2000-09-21T06:45:06Z")

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Hate to interrupt the love fest, but what’s wrong with a women wanting to send naked pictures of herself? If she’s comfortable/proud of her body, why not?

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### Author: ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/39 "2000-09-21T06:58:22Z")

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You deserve a big, home-cooked meal (you _did_ say you like women who cook, right?)… thanks for the pick-me-up Euty…

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### Author: ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-antidote-to-grimhacker/33926/40 "2000-09-21T08:02:34Z")

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Eutychus55: You S.O.B!

Sorry. I’m just jealous that I didn’t think to post a thread like this first. Judging by the number of offers you’re getting, I wonder if you’d considered the advantages hiring some staff to help with the surplus? Of course, I’d do the job for free, you’re such a swell fella.

Ladies, the overflow line begins here.

Ladies?

Anyone?

[_SFX: Sounds of crickets chirping_]

~~Baloo

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