# An Assortment of Danish for the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 26, 2011, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642 "2011-09-26T09:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/1 "2011-09-26T09:11:40Z")
Yesterday, I saw this post: > [@The Thoroughly Hijackable MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-thoroughly-hijackable-mmp/596794/248): > > The “Ayes” have it. **MOOOOOM** shall be our hostess with the mostest who will start us off tomorrow and provide an assortment of Danish. [Danish?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Queen_Magrethe_sep_7_2005.png) You want[Danish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lars_L%C3%B8kke_Rasmussen_-_2009.jpg)? I’ll give you [Danish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:K%C3%B8benhavns_Hovedbaneg%C3%A5rd_02.jpg)! 😃 Happy Monday!! Anybody got any donuts?? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/2 "2011-09-26T10:01:25Z")
1st! W00T! No Danishes, but I got bananas. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/3 "2011-09-26T10:06:03Z")
:: opens box of Dunkin assorted :: Help yourself! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/4 "2011-09-26T10:09:59Z")
No danish, but I just made my son breakfast! My Buffalo Bills are 3-0 and are sitting on top pf the AFC East! Wahoo! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/5 "2011-09-26T10:16:26Z")
OK, Mumpers, you’re all so smart, tell me this… When my daughter moved out, she left her tupperware canister set with me because she didn’t have any space for it. But the apt complex redid all the kitchens and now she has room for them and would like them back. Where the heck did I put them? They’re not in the pantry, they’re not with the rest of the tupperware, they’re not in the “miscellaneous” cabinets. So where are they?? Stoopit canisters. Oh, and another [Danish](http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/great%20dane.jpg)offering… oooooooooh - donuts! You’re my new bestest friend, **SeaDragonTattoo**!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/6 "2011-09-26T10:26:23Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 73 degrees Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 91. Not as hawt as Summer but not quite what the world calls Fall. However, for these parts, that is the start of Fall weather. Nice Danish assortment **MOOOOOOM**! 😛 **gotti** long haired chee-hoo-ah-hoo-ah? Pics please! In case y’all missed it, **gotti** made the announcement in the last MMP. Ok, that’s all I got. I must seek more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, 'tis Monday and irk purtification must commence. Woo and Hoo. Happy Monday Y’all! ETA: I say the cannister set is in the storage shed. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/7 "2011-09-26T10:39:27Z")
Where’s the love for [swedes](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Rutabaga.jpg)? I get really POed when people ask me if I’m descended from a rutabaga. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/8 "2011-09-26T10:49:08Z")
Look, **BBBobbio** , \*\*swampy \*\*asked for Danish. Don’t make this all about you… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/9 "2011-09-26T11:02:39Z")
**VBob** - that loaded slowly (by today’s standards) so the first thing I saw was the upper right - I was prepared to be quicked by a large scary insect. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/10 "2011-09-26T11:22:23Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **VBob** - that loaded slowly (by today’s standards) so the first thing I saw was the upper right - I was prepared to be quicked by a large scary insect. **Moooom, Rosie** , I was going to make some kind of joke at **Soapy** ’s expense, but not everyone else around here knows her real identity. ETA: Blame Wikimedia for the loading issues. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/11 "2011-09-26T11:28:01Z")
OK, new rule - no rutabaga humor in the MMP. All in favor?? 😛 Yanno, that’s a sentence I never ever expected I’d have typed… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/12 "2011-09-26T11:34:46Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > OK, new rule - no rutabaga humor in the MMP. All in favor?? > > 😛 > > Yanno, that’s a sentence I never ever expected I’d have typed… Jeez. Did Taz pee in your cornflakes today? :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/13 "2011-09-26T11:35:05Z")
/me Zappas: “Rooot-ah bay-ay-ay-gah, root-a-bayayay-gah, roootabayga!” up too early. Yappity dog somewhere down the street. Bleargh. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/14 "2011-09-26T11:37:57Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Where’s the love for [swedes](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Rutabaga.jpg)? 😉 ETA: Just saw **Bobbio’s** post. heh. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/15 "2011-09-26T11:48:30Z")
Only in the MMP can Danish be hijacked by rutabagas. I love this place. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/16 "2011-09-26T12:00:26Z")
Morning, mumpers! Can’t beat a good bit of swede but mine doesn’t look anything like **BBBobbio’s** rutabaga… Four and a half days to go until unemployment! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/17 "2011-09-26T12:11:56Z")
Ok - what’s the difference? [Rutabaga](http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/rmix/turnips/?action=view¤t=rutabaga.jpg) [Turnip](http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/rmix/turnips/?action=view¤t=turnip.jpg) [Swede](http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/rmix/turnips/?action=view¤t=swede.jpg) Good morning, Mumpers! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/18 "2011-09-26T12:27:30Z")
That’s not fair. Now, I’ll HAVE to go to [Top Pot Doughnuts](http://www.toppotdoughnuts.com/) for brekky. They are second best in the country, according to food network. First best ([Mighty O](http://www.mightyo.com/)) is in Seattle too, but farther to drive. Ummm hot chocolate and a custard filled, chocolate doughny. They don’t open for another 35 minutes ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/19 "2011-09-26T12:34:40Z")
Thanks for getting our MMP off to a great start, **Moooooom**! No danishes here and I ate the sole remaining cinnamon-sugar donut for breakkie. (I usually get two on Sattidy. One for Sattidy breakkie and the other for Monday.) If I’d known you were out **Moooooom** , I’d’ve grabbed extra. Well, enough slacking for now. Back to irk. Blurf. Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642/20 "2011-09-26T12:42:59Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > My Buffalo Bills are 3-0 and are sitting on top pf the AFC East! Wahoo! I just saw a little of that on NFL Red Zone. Too cool, a win for the ages. I had a Grilled Breakfast Sandwich this am, which would be one of the strangest names for a country ever. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-assortment-of-danish-for-the-mmp/597642.md?page=2)