# An Impatient MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 14, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156 "2013-01-14T11:34:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/221 "2013-01-17T22:07:18Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > wait - that makes you happy? :dubious: Put down the dessert and step away from the pudding! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/222 "2013-01-17T22:40:05Z")
**ForbiddenSpice** yay for the blown up blog and weanin’ the kidlets from tv/internet. I spend way to much time on teh intartoobz but that’s partly irk related. OYKW is stuck at irk, poor thing. He’s tryin’ to catch up paperirk stuff, mostly in the form of patient charts. So, no OYKW tonight. I asked him if he wanted me to take sustenance over to his place so he can eat when he gets home but he says he has stuff so I ain’t gettin’ out. It’s cold and windy. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/223 "2013-01-17T22:47:20Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Oh, how I love my spam email! I was just now flipping thru my several email accounts, and in Yahoo, there was one that told me I could “Lose weight with Raspberry Keytones!!” What’s the natural key of raspberries? Is it a harmonic of strawberries? > > That sounds more like a band name: Raspberry and the Keytones, available for weddings and other events. > 😃 I got spam email supposedly from Natalie Portman with the subject “Rapid fire weight loss Beyonce Knowles.” I also got email supposedly from Ban Ki-moon about an ATM card. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/224 "2013-01-17T23:01:25Z")
Back. Tired. Skimmed. Back hurts. I have many boxes. I shall be sorting merrily come tomorrow. I left many more boxes behind due to space constraints, the fact that I and I alone would be carrying these boxes up to my apartment (and I alone is a lazy slacker), and the fact that the weather was turning into a total _ratbag_. I drove down the Curvy Part of 40 damn near blind due to fog and it started \*sleeting \*as I was unloading the car. Also, I had only eaten a bowl of oatmeal this morning and my belly decided my backbone was good gnawin’ material. I have since consumed a Whopper Jr and the gnawing is coming to an end. I hereby state after seeing the total pile of crap my dad’s house is that I Will Never Be A Hoarder. Goodwill Is My Friend. If I Haven’t Used It In Six Months, Away It Goes. So…much…stuff… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/225 "2013-01-17T23:27:04Z")
**Spaz** congrats on scorin’ your first points in the 2013 Celebrity Death Pool on Dear Abby v.1.0. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/226 "2013-01-17T23:32:16Z")
My house is (finally) on the market! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/227 "2013-01-17T23:39:41Z")
Daughter and I had supper at Salsa’s. I’m home and she’s probably home by now, too. She’s hoping for enough snow that school is canceled tomorrow - teachers are worse than the kids!!! It’s 36° and raining, but I saw half a dozen snowplows staged in parking lots in Leonardtown. This county is great about keeping ahead of the snow! I think it’s overkill, tho - the latest report I’ve seen says about an inch of wet snow - so there probably won’t be anything on the road, as wet as it is. \*\*FCD \*\*called, he should be home early tomorrow afternoon. Yay! Then we can buy paint! But for the rest of the night, I’m going to veg and knit. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/228 "2013-01-17T23:43:14Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > There’s leftovers a plenty in the fridge. Thus, tonight is forage for dindin night. I has an ick and a blurf. Plus the temp is now 46 and continuin’ to drop. Ick! I’m managing laundry, and hopefully can put together a casserole tonight. DH is getting kind of tired of the leftover meatloaf :). I’d only intended to do one load of laundry, having discovered last night the sheets were smelling a little less than fresh. That load is in the dryer, Load 2 is now in the washer, with Load 3 queued up. I’ve already re-made the bed (using an alternate set of sheets), so the cat had covers to burrow under. She disapproves of having the windows and patio door open, but it’s nice enough here that I thought it was a good idea to ventilate a bit. Considering that I have a backache, that cat is definitely spoiled. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/229 "2013-01-17T23:49:38Z")
De-clawing cannot occur soon enough. Four toes and four holes when my arm was used as a launching pad. Perhaps Mrs. Plant v.3.0 will give me a Hello Kitty Band-aid™. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/230 "2013-01-18T00:42:05Z")
Homemade lasagna noms… Teh yum! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/231 "2013-01-18T01:18:33Z")
Howdy all Just ate and about to watch a movie with a three finger tumbler o’ whiskey, been that kind of day Watch out for the weather and hugs to all that need it. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/232 "2013-01-18T01:53:55Z")
I should go and practice my ukulele. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/233 "2013-01-18T01:54:45Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Spaz** congrats on scorin’ your first points in the 2013 Celebrity Death Pool on Dear Abby v.1.0. 😃 _bows lowly_ Thank you, thank you. I squeaked when I heard the announcement on NPR on my way home. And they were \*unique \*points, too! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/234 "2013-01-18T01:55:55Z")
Long day. I’m honestly not used to the ‘regular working world schedule’ anymore. I guess there’s no time like the present to jump back in. I’ve got another job tomorrow. It should be interesting. I’ve actually subbed in this room before as the assistant and this time I’ll be the teacher. It’s a severe behavior room which I’ll admit worries me a tiny bit but knowing that there’s two of us in the room makes me feel a little better. **Swampy** , hope you feel better. **Soapy** , glad your house is on the market. Don’t remember much more. Off to bed soon. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/235 "2013-01-18T02:20:22Z")
Watch out for the weather NE people! So ready for it to be Friday. While I am grateful to have a job that helps keep a roof over our heads and groceries in the fridge me employer is really really trying both my patience and my loyalty right now and I am on the edge of leaving. Time to at least out the resume out and see how employable I am. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/236 "2013-01-18T02:56:51Z")
> [@ems](#): > > Watch out for the weather NE people! It won’t be messing with Lawn Guylindt. It knows better ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/237 "2013-01-18T03:37:51Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > _bows lowly_ Thank you, thank you. I squeaked when I heard the announcement on NPR on my way home. And they were \*unique \*points, too! 😃 Dammit. Er, congratulations, SpazCat! Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/238 "2013-01-18T04:03:40Z")
I _cannot_ figure out where the miscount is on that cross-stitch project. Grrr. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/239 "2013-01-18T05:13:42Z")
Irked extra. Drove through blowing snow to get home. > [@swampbear](#): > > Maybe that’s part of my problem. I have a deficiency of puddin’ in the appropriate orifice. Note to self: Find out Hockey Lady:)'s views on banana pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/240 "2013-01-18T08:46:20Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I got spam email supposedly from Natalie Portman with the subject “Rapid fire weight loss Beyonce Knowles.” I also got email supposedly from Ban Ki-moon about an ATM card. I don’t know about you, but I’d happily use Ban’s ATM card on a night out with Ms. Portman… 😉 > [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > My house is (finally) on the market! Yay! Fingers and other appendages crossed for a rapid sale at a good price 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=13)