# An Impatient MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 14, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156 "2013-01-14T11:34:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/81 "2013-01-15T14:01:33Z")

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> [@Jynxster](#):
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> This just in: The milk that I brought from home for my Corn Pops was slight off. I did not realize this until I had taken several gulps of the left over milk not used for the pops.
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> **UGH!**

Once I used off milk for the blue box mac and cheese  
it took several bites to figure out what was wrong

UGH isn’t strong enough

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/82 "2013-01-15T14:04:39Z")

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I see where this is going & there’s only one thing to say…  
channeling my inner [Bluto]  
**FOOD FIGHT!!!**  
[/Bluto]  
…& in other news, Nancy Reagan was wrong; say YES to drugs, at least the ones the doctor told me to take (& cxl the hitman, I don’t feel like dying anymore.)

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/83 "2013-01-15T14:30:26Z")

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I’m thinking about rescheduling my next big test that I need to take. As of right now it’s in two weeks and having snuck up on me I am totally unprepared and need money so I need to work instead of sitting around and studying all day. My thought is this, it’s $30 to reschedule (rescheduling to mid April) and it’s $120 to fail and have to take it again.

In other news, today is my first day of school. Rah.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/84 "2013-01-15T15:22:51Z")

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> [@Noone\_Special](#):
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> Hey, since \*\*Spidey \*\*flaked on being my Second (and challenged me to a duel, to boot, even _knowing_ I have no Second! For Shame!! :p) – can I offer you the honor?
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> Be advised, however, that this involves carrying a trout, a bucket of mashed potatoes, **and** the jam… 😃

Of course!

Do you mind if I bring the fruitbat too? He likes jam. Oh, and I’m out of trout at the moment, I could supply a neon tetra if that’d be any use?

I need to actually start doing something today, other that prepping for food fights obviously- the internet (plus tea, chocolate and warm) vs. doing sensible cold things in the cold outdoors. It’s pretty obvious which one I _want_ to pick.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/85 "2013-01-15T15:25:00Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Of course!
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> Do you mind if I bring the fruitbat too? He likes jam. Oh, and I’m out of trout at the moment, I could supply a neon tetra if that’d be any use?

Is the fruitbat anything like a brickbat? \*\*FlyTrap \*\* (and **GT** too!) would approve of that! 🙂

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> I need to actually start doing something today, other that prepping for food fights obviously- the internet (plus tea, chocolate and warm) vs. doing sensible cold things in the cold outdoors. It’s pretty obvious which one I _want_ to pick.

Food fights are much more fun than work.  
Exhibit 1 - me :o

Q.E.D

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/86 "2013-01-15T16:35:52Z")

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Well, I don’t have to rush home today after all! The furnace guys, who were supposed to come in the afternoon, showed up a little after 8! They fixed the leak and all is good. There was a slight problem with the sink cutout, but the counter guys were taking care of it and \*\*FCD \*\*said all is well.

I have been churning out the drawings - go me! 😃 I’m almost done with my list, I think. After I’m done lunch, I’ll figure that out. So pretty much a food-fight-free day in the paradise that is my cubicle! Try not to envy me too hard.

😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/87 "2013-01-15T17:31:47Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> So pretty much a food-fight-free day in the paradise that is my cubicle! Try not to envy me too hard.
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> 😃

What say you mumpers, I think **Moommmm** is rubbing it in, which is definately NOT nice, dammit!

Operation Redirect Food Throwing at **Moommmm** begins NOW. :eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/88 "2013-01-15T17:47:36Z")

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I’ll throw chocolate bonbons.

Because it’s my turn to be nice dammit!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/89 "2013-01-15T17:53:18Z")

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oooh, **sari** , you’re my new favorite! 😉

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/90 "2013-01-15T17:59:56Z")

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ergh… one of my firefighter cousins got a bit crispy with heatstroke today. While fighting an apartment fire and rescuing people, he got too hot and is now at the hospital for observation. Last I knew, he was a captain, so I’m not sure why he went in.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/91 "2013-01-15T18:31:59Z")

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**gotti** prayers and good thoughts headed out to your cousin.

Had veggie soup for **N.O.L.** I like to take little bits of raw broccoli and throw it in with the soup. Sump’n about the crispness of the broccoli with the cooked veggies makes it taste so good to me. YUM! To good to throw even. 😃

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/92 "2013-01-15T18:32:33Z")

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Well with the way this thread is going I suspect **Mooom’s** counter fest will be messy, Higgs will likely be happy

Howdy all, sorry for the drive by

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/93 "2013-01-15T21:10:28Z")

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Egads just got back from running some errands and whoboy tis chilly. 37f/3c and super wet, not exactly the day to hop onto the Motorcycle, frozen

That’s all for now

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/94 "2013-01-15T22:11:09Z")

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**Jim** your weather is what’s headed our way. Only we won’t have ice and stuff just rain. Ye Olde Home Towne could have “significant weather” Thursday and Firday however. I just love that term!

Dindin shall be leftovers from yestiddy. I have a poke tenderloin that I shall rotisserie this evenin’ for tomorrow’s dindin along with succotash and parsnips. How efficient is that!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/95 "2013-01-15T22:44:15Z")

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We have new counters, and they look \*horrible \*with the wall color. I’ve definitely got to paint post haste!! All seams, save one, are good matches. The one is not even close, but it’s where my napkin holder usually sits, so we might be able to ignore it.

The long counter is too heavy for the existing support. \*\*FCD \*\*had to rig up a temporary leg, and we’re probably going to put two gusset-like braces to replace it. I reallly don’t want a leg to the floor if we can avoid it. And after I paint, we’ll have to put some kind of trim where the backsplash almost meets the walls - this house isn’t perfectly square…

\*\*FCD \*\*has run to Lowe’s to get drain stuff. I’m making myself some pasta. I’ve put all the drawers back in, but I need to sort the rest of the crap before it gets put away. There’s too much that I haven’t touched since it went in the cabinets, so I’m pretty sure that means it needs to go away. I’ll start sorting after I eat. I need to sort out the wall cabinets also, but I’ll start with what’s out.

Busy busy busy!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/96 "2013-01-15T23:02:37Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> We have new counters, and they look \*horrible \*with the wall color.

Now see here’s the difference between a straight person’s house and a gay person’s house. If I had new counters and they looked _horrible_ with the wall color, all activity other than gettin’ that new wall color up post haste would immediately cease. I would not dare risk the chance of a visit from the gay mafia and you _know_ they would know if I did not take care of it right there on the spot. Can you imagine the shame of it all! The gay mafia (remember it’s two guys named Guido and Bruce) would break in my house when I was away, take pictures of the _horrible_ wall color/counters combo and then go to all my neighbors, show my neighbors the pictures and make fun of me over mimosas and/or sloe gin fizzes. I could not bear the shame!

Howzzat for drama?😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/97 "2013-01-15T23:24:11Z")

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**swampy** , darlin’, I lurve ya to pieces, but you are one weird bear… 😛

We’ve decided we’ll paint the walls “Toasted Cranberry” and if we hate it, we’ll pick another color. We still haven’t decided how far to take the paint, since our kitchen and family room run together. I may end up painting both rooms. Then the dining room will look shabby… :rolleyes:

\*\*FCD \*\*is back and finishing the plumbing. Once he’s done, I’ve got dishes to do. I was going to sort some stuff, but I just don’t feel like it. All drawers are in and the cabinet between the stove and fridge is filled, since it houses stuff I use all the time. It’s the cabinets on the other side of the kitchen that need sorting. While my sweetie is in PA, I should be able to get it all done.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/98 "2013-01-15T23:35:26Z")

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You haven’t repainted the ugly wall yet? The horror! The shame! The bear is right - we do manage our decor a little differently.

My cousin is out of the hospital and is resting at home now.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/99 "2013-01-15T23:37:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> We’ve decided we’ll paint the walls “Toasted Cranberry” and if we hate it, we’ll pick another color. We still haven’t decided how far to take the paint, since our kitchen and family room run together. I may end up painting both rooms. Then the dining room will look shabby… :rolleyes:

You know this is a slippery slope. Before it’s all over the whole house will need to be repainted. Then you’ll need new carpet. Of course that will make the tile in the bathrooms look shabby so you’ll have to replace the tile. That in turn will make the bathroom counters, tubs, toilets, showers etc look bad so you’ll have to replace all that. Then you’ll go down to the basement and of course it will look shabby, so there’s a complete make over down there.

You might as well just bulldoze the place and start anew. 😛

ETA: Great news about your cousin **gotti**!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/100 "2013-01-15T23:41:02Z")

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_\<wondering if it’s bear season in Jawja…\>_  
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

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