# An Impatient MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 14, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156 "2013-01-14T11:34:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/121 "2013-01-16T14:14:48Z")
> [@Jynxster](#): > > Its 0738 in the AM and I delcare its nap time…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Did you at least get out of bed first, or did you only wake up & roll over? **Moooommmm** , do you have anything ‘special’ for **doggio** to wear while cleaning; maybe something black with white lace trim; low cut, & stilettos? :eek: [del]We want pix [/del] On second thought, we do NOT want pix of that. ::shudder:: Two other words for you: Susan Boyle 😉 ::another shudder:: from just the \*thought \*of him as a french maid ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/122 "2013-01-16T14:41:41Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Did you at least get out of bed first, or did you only wake up & roll over? I actually made in into work, just have a severe case of the sleepies and the blahs. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/123 "2013-01-16T14:42:50Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Did you at least get out of bed first, or did you only wake up & roll over? > **Moooommmm** , do you have anything ‘special’ for **doggio** to wear while cleaning; maybe something black with white lace trim; low cut, & stilettos? :eek: > [del]We want pix [/del] On second thought, we do NOT want pix of that. ::shudder:: > > Two other words for you: Susan Boyle 😉 > ::another shudder:: from just the \*thought \*of him as a french maid [Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUBEHCDBM8w) is a YouTube link for you. SFW unless you’re from Pittsburgh.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/124 "2013-01-16T15:02:09Z")
Mawnin all, Up, Caffinating and holy og there is sunshine awesome Will be back after I bask a bit **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/125 "2013-01-16T15:06:53Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Two other words for you: Susan Boyle 😉 Yeah, but she has a beautiful voice and she doesn’t need electronic enhancements or aids when she performs. I, on the other hand, while I can carry a tune and I have sung in public, have an ordinary voice which would require a gimmick in order to compel anyone to buy any recording I might make. That’s the difference between Susan Boyle and me. OK, that’s one difference. I don’t think she’s an aero engineer… And I don’t care what \*\*doggio \*\*(or anyone else, for that matter) wears if they clean my house, altho I would prefer that they wear something. I’m not a prude - I just find, in general, that the human body can be a pretty horrifying sight. For all I know, \*\*doggio \*\*has tattoos of Hello Kitty doing unspeakable things to My Little Ponies… :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: … not that I’m making any accusations here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/126 "2013-01-16T16:12:43Z")
Blurfity blurf… You do have the plus that you’re a bit less… _ahem_ mad-crazy-lady than the aforementioned Ms Boyle though **Moooom**. My bro comes into contact with her at work, and has told me she has regular random meltdowns in the offices, as well as having a full time handler whose job it is to go ‘she didn’t mean that!’ whenever she says something weird. :eek: There’s something in the fridge that’s gone off, and stinks- and I can’t find what it is. I did find a yoghurt that was best before september, but it surprisingly wasn’t that… Anyways, I should away to the shops, as I have no milk, which is a situation that cannot be tolerated. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/127 "2013-01-16T16:30:14Z")
I am so grateful it is Wednesday. This week is sucking. Badly. All day conference call today. Yay!:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/128 "2013-01-16T16:32:39Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > And I don’t care what \*\*doggio \*\*(or anyone else, for that matter) wears if they clean my house, altho I would prefer that they wear something. I’m not a prude - I just find, in general, that the human body can be a pretty horrifying sight. For all I know, \*\*doggio \*\*has tattoos of Hello Kitty doing unspeakable things to My Little Ponies… :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: **doggio** spends one regretable weekend in Tiajuana and it’s just gonna haunt him for the rest of his life. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/129 "2013-01-16T16:46:25Z")
A winter storm watch was just issued for Southern Merrylande, with up to 5" of snow predicted by 0200 Firday. Damn. I Don Wanna do any shoveling this year. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/130 "2013-01-16T16:51:27Z")
WRT Hello Kitty doing unspeakable stuff to My Little Pony, does it start out [something like this](http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/21363-Ben-vs.-Piers-on-guns.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/131 "2013-01-16T16:59:20Z")
It is noon. I’ve been up for an hour. I never sleep this late. Could it be vacation? Yes it could! I’m actually about to venture out to the library and yarn store. I’m going to make a hat. I also may get some food while I’m out because I’m hungry and don’t feel like cooking anything. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/132 "2013-01-16T17:31:59Z")
\*\*BBBobbio \*\*- I’m going to blame the messenger: \*\*\*WTF do you mean SNOW!!! \*\*\* :mad: OK, now that that’s out of my system, I’m home. I paid the nice people at TrueValue and picked up some paint chips to put against the cabinets and counter - maybe I’ll find a color I like better. Then I ran by McKay’s and got some lunch-like substances. I just need to decide how productive I’m going to be this afternoon. Not very, now that I’m depressed about the snow. :mad: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/133 "2013-01-16T17:45:32Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*BBBobbio \*\*- I’m going to blame the messenger: \*\*\*WTF do you mean SNOW!!! \*\*\* :mad: Hey!!! I’m on your side. 😛 [Cite](http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/20653?phenomena=WS&significance=A&areaid=MDZ017&office=KLWX&etn=0001) for the snow. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/134 "2013-01-16T18:25:04Z")
[I am speechless…](http://cheezburger.com/6971894528) Yeah, \*\*BBBobbio \*\*- I looked it up, but I wouldn’t have if you hadn’t said anything. Since you brought it up, it’s \*YOUR \*fault! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/135 "2013-01-16T18:33:31Z")
**MOOOOOOM and BBBobbio** better y’all than me! 😛 Since “Hello Kitty” has been mentioned, I feel obligated to present [Hello Cthulhu](http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/) since I haven’t in a while. I’m sure there are newer Mumpers who haven’t been exposed to the joy. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/136 "2013-01-16T18:35:23Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **swampy** , darlin’, I lurve ya to pieces, but you are one weird bear… 😛 > > We’ve decided we’ll paint the walls “Toasted Cranberry” and if we hate it, we’ll pick another color. We still haven’t decided how far to take the paint, since our kitchen and family room run together. I may end up painting both rooms. Then the dining room will look shabby… :rolleyes: > > \*\*FCD \*\*is back and finishing the plumbing. Once he’s done, I’ve got dishes to do. I was going to sort some stuff, but I just don’t feel like it. All drawers are in and the cabinet between the stove and fridge is filled, since it houses stuff I use all the time. It’s the cabinets on the other side of the kitchen that need sorting. While my sweetie is in PA, I should be able to get it all done. This is why you don’t start home improvements. As soon as you fix one thing something else looks shabby, then when you fix that something else needs improving. It’s a never ending cycle. You should just move every few years and let the next person fix it up. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/137 "2013-01-16T18:50:05Z")
I want to beat someone. Not to death, since that’s a felony, but just to misdemeanor levels as they consumed about two hours of my time with how something I did for them on the mainframe wasn’t working. At some point, they sent over a screen print showing that ID XYZ123 wasn’t working. No wonder, since that ID doesn’t exist. Once I pointed that out and they tried it with WXY123, it worked perfectly. User error… it pays the same, but it’s still vexing. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/138 "2013-01-16T18:58:50Z")
Snow!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/139 "2013-01-16T19:00:04Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > You should just move every few years and let the next person fix it up. The first 7 years of our marriage, we had 5 different addresses. That’s a game for the young. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/140 "2013-01-16T19:45:57Z")
Howdy from da cave. I’m home a little early today just cause. Ok, I am doin’ some paperirk stuff that I can do just as well right here in tshirt and shorts as I can at the orifice, so I am. So There! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=8)