# An Impatient MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 14, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156 "2013-01-14T11:34:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/161 "2013-01-17T00:09:05Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > : ducks : > : pillow crashes in to **Moooom’s** favorite penguin planter : : flees and hides in the dryer : ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/162 "2013-01-17T00:13:32Z")
: smugly walks in to den, turns on TV, and sits cross-legged on the floor watching SpongeBob : ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/163 "2013-01-17T00:17:24Z")
: sneaks in, shoots spitball at rosie’s neck ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/164 "2013-01-17T00:22:22Z")
: gets up, walks over to where **Mooooom** has assumed the knit position, plops down, sticks tongue out at **doggio** : ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/165 "2013-01-17T00:24:30Z")
I have been unable to [post.](http://s1133.beta.photobucket.com/user/cwmorrow/media/IMG00032_zps4b5897d7.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/166 "2013-01-17T00:26:57Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > : gets up, walks over to where **Mooooom** has assumed the knit position, plops down, sticks tongue out at **doggio** : : grabs a Mountain Dew and prepares to wait : ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/167 "2013-01-17T00:36:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I have been unable to [post.](http://s1133.beta.photobucket.com/user/cwmorrow/media/IMG00032_zps4b5897d7.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0) …due to being a cat? 😃 (Yes, I amuse myself.) I was wondering where you were hiding. ::waves at **doggio** and ducks back out of thread:: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/168 "2013-01-17T00:44:04Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen ( I use the terms loosely) Please! A bit more decorum! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/169 "2013-01-17T00:52:23Z")
we’re being very deco…rum…ous…er…uh…yeah. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/170 "2013-01-17T00:55:48Z")
It’s my dad’s birthday today. My sister and I gave him a pizza cutter, some shortbread, and two small cases of pop (lime-flavoured and ginger beer.) Yay, maybe I can have cake for breakfast tomorrow morning. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/171 "2013-01-17T01:01:26Z")
Hahah, \*\*rosie \*\*and **doggio** I just got back from water aerobics. First time I have never tried it, and it kicked my butt. I was laughing so hard at myself and how bad I was at it, that the instructor thought I was crying, LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/172 "2013-01-17T01:01:37Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I’m tattoo free. I’m not. 😉 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I have been unable to [post.](http://s1133.beta.photobucket.com/user/cwmorrow/media/IMG00032_zps4b5897d7.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0) Before even clicking, I knew that was going to be a picture of a cat. 😃 I’m home from class. Thank goodness she let us out early. Happy birthday\*\* PapaMidget\*\*! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/173 "2013-01-17T01:03:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Ladies and Gentlemen ( I use the terms loosely) Please! > > A bit more decorum! Is that anything like mucus? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/174 "2013-01-17T01:06:45Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Before even clicking, I knew that was going to be a picture of a cat. 😃 > > I’m home from class. Thank goodness she let us out early. > > Happy birthday\*\* PapaMidget\*\*! Thanks. 🙂 I should post pictures of my cats sometime. I taught my cats a trick - to stand up on their hind legs when I say “stand up.” But they only do it near where I keep the food bowls. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/175 "2013-01-17T01:45:06Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Is that anything like mucus? I used to know a girl named Mukus… But I digress. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/176 "2013-01-17T02:06:38Z")
I think it’s very mean of Joe’s Crab Shack to keep showing all those droll worthy commercials and not open a restaurant near me. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/177 "2013-01-17T02:16:25Z")
You aren’t missing anything **rosie** , Joe’s is a huge disappointment. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/178 "2013-01-17T02:22:16Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > You aren’t missing anything **rosie** , Joe’s is a huge disappointment. I have heard that the clientele lacks a certain amount of decorum. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/179 "2013-01-17T02:40:09Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > You aren’t missing anything **rosie** , Joe’s is a huge disappointment. but but but that lobster pie with the yummy flakey top 😕 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156/180 "2013-01-17T03:00:44Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > but but but that lobster pie with the yummy flakey top 😕 Yes, it is triefe. However one spells it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-impatient-mmp/647156.md?page=10)