# An important request

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693 "2002-03-11T21:45:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/1 "2002-03-11T21:45:40Z")

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You see that thing down there at the bottom of this post?

No. Not that one. The other with the smiley’s on it.

Yup. That’s it. The one that says “Buddy list.”

Click that bad boy for me, please.

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You did it?

Ok. Now you’re my buddy. Friendship is just that easy. Now I can impose on you, get drunk and throw up in your car, Stop by for dinner without invitation. I don’thave to worry about being considerate 'cuz now I’m your buddy and you have to put up with me.

If I need a quarter for the soda machine, I’ll be sure and come to you, and I won’t worry about returning that book or that garden tool I borrowed.

I can put things on your tab at the bar now.

I want to be fair though. If somebody’s my buddy I don’t want to take advantage of them.

Post here on my thread and I’ll click your buddy button (You know you like it when I do that,) that way you can call me up at three o’clock in the morning, sobbing and hysterical, or you can borrow my car and drive it into a tree. You’ll be able to feel free to just take anything out of my desk and borrow it without asking.

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/2 "2002-03-11T21:51:03Z")

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The only reason I’m doing this is 'cause I need a stapler. I can’t find mine right now. I’m borrowing yours, buddy.

Hey, I could get used to this.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/3 "2002-03-11T21:52:29Z")

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You’re my first and only buddy, **Scylla**.

This means you’ll be my wingman and run interference for me at the bar when I’m trying to pick up a chyk, right?

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**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/4 "2002-03-11T21:55:01Z")

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You cxan never have too many buddies to drop in on when you are drunk and have written off you own car and need a ride home. So hear I am 🙂

Oooh, I like the new options on this board. I have to try them out.

The question is, what do I put that is not gratuitous (sp?) and a waste of time…ooops, too late \<g\>

Rick

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/5 "2002-03-11T21:57:21Z")

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You’re on my list right under **Persephone**.

Not a bad position to be in. 😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/6 "2002-03-11T21:59:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\* lno \*\*  
> You’re my first and only buddy, **Scylla**.

Interestingly enough, **lno** was the first person I put as a buddy, just randomly hitting buttons last night.

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**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/7 "2002-03-11T22:09:43Z")

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Can we take turns sitting in The Chair of Ultimate Power? I sure hope that thread wasn’t deleted.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/8 "2002-03-11T22:24:35Z")

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Can I call you at three in the morning kvetching about how the Godiva ice cream is tempting me? ::batting eyes:: Pwease?

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**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/9 "2002-03-11T22:31:03Z")

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Didja like that? Did it feel good when I hit that button? I bet it did!

Hmm…buddies, eh? Will you drive me home on Friday night? It’s been oh so long since I wasn’t the transportation person…and I haven’t ralphed in someone’s car for years!

And I promise that if you ever need a snowshovel, you can borrow mine. My hammer, too, if you need it.

Anyboooody wanna be my buuuudy? buddybuddybuddy…  
😃

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/10 "2002-03-11T22:32:31Z")

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Ohboyohboyohboy! I’ve always wanted to be **Scylla** ’s buddy!

Goodie!

🙂

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/11 "2002-03-11T22:33:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> Interestingly enough, **lno** was the first person I put as a buddy, just randomly hitting buttons last night.

That’s it, buddy, you just got added to THE LIST.

(I bet I’ll never get tired of that line.)

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**Author:** ![InkBlot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5e925/32.png) [@InkBlot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InkBlot)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/12 "2002-03-12T05:04:30Z")

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I’m only here for the sheep, man. Just the sheep…  
inkblot  
🙂

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/13 "2002-03-12T05:14:04Z")

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Alright, I hit your button…can I borrow $10 for gas money? I’ll let you drive my DeLorean for a little while? I KNOW you’ve been wanting that for a while. What do you say, buddy? Trade?

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/14 "2002-03-12T05:19:08Z")

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I … I feel like I finally belong! _snif_ No longer shall I be “That Dragon person, I dunno, I think he complains about Starbucks all the time or something” …

Now I shall be “That Dragon person who complains about Starbucks all the time AND is Scylla’s buddy”!

This is the happiest day of my … okay maybe it’s not. Time for a root beer & peach schnapps.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/15 "2002-03-12T05:19:22Z")

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Ooh, a buddy of my very own. I will love him, and pet him, and call him George!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/16 "2002-03-12T05:22:16Z")

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If you puke in my new truck, man, I’ll come after you and pain will be right behind me. :mad:

Beyond that, grab a beer and pull up a lawn chair!! 😃

Tripler  
I’m lighting the grill. Whaddya want?

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/17 "2002-03-12T05:26:17Z")

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Oh yeahhhhh…now I definitely have me a buddy.

The one I’ve been watching and following all these months. The one I have pictures of on my walls. The one who has that WIFE who should be grateful she has him. The one I follow to work. Yesssss…that buddy.  
_OMG…was that my out loud voice?_

Hey duuude! Only funnin! Really! Will you be my bestest buddy???

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/18 "2002-03-12T05:35:39Z")

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You tricked me! Pulled the wool right over my ewes. So I added everyone else that has posted above me in this thread to my buddy list too.

Uhh…what does this buddy list do? I suppose I’ll get an email every time one of you posts?

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**Author:** ![SweetLilKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@SweetLilKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLilKitty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/19 "2002-03-12T05:35:59Z")

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Yay! I have a buddy! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/20 "2002-03-12T05:36:27Z")

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I clicked!

now what?  
Whats a buddy list?

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