# An important request

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693 "2002-03-11T21:45:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/41 "2002-03-12T21:02:05Z")

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:sings:  
My buddy, my buddy and me!

Race you to the tire swing!

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**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/42 "2002-03-12T21:12:22Z")

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So now that I’m your buddy is there any chance that you have an unattached sexy sister?

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**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/43 "2002-03-12T21:22:50Z")

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Okay, **Scylla** , I clicked the button. How could I not do as you asked, when it was your “Ewes Sluts” that got me hooked on the SDMB in the first place?

But since I still have my e-mail address hidden, I’m not sure what it buys you. Or can you send stuff to your whole buddy list even though some of the e-mail addresses are hidden?

[hijack] Has anyone who has not hidden their e-mail address on this board gotten spam as a result?[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/44 "2002-03-12T22:22:05Z")

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Since I’m a female-type person, that makes me a bosom buddy, right?

😃

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/45 "2002-03-12T22:46:50Z")

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Is it just me, or does the message it shows after you make someone your buddy seem a trifle awkward?

> [@](#):
>
> … You will now be returned to where you were.

**Syclla** will probably end up being the most buddied Doper, despite not having a clue who most of us are. Let’s hope for his sake there’s no unforseen downside…

😃

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/46 "2002-03-12T22:48:39Z")

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OK, I did it. Wanna help me clean my room?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/47 "2002-03-12T23:00:09Z")

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following the rest of the flock. baaaaah.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/48 "2002-03-12T23:22:30Z")

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Wow! I just checked in on this thing. Looks like I got a lot of clicking to do.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/49 "2002-03-12T23:49:45Z")

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I got a buddy and a new sig too.

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**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/50 "2002-03-13T01:43:02Z")

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Since we are buddies now, can I come stay at your house? It’s only for a couple of days until I get back on my feet.

Really? what a pal.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/51 "2002-03-13T05:08:40Z")

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Okay. I signed up as your buddy, so I expect something out of this. Of course, right now, I’m kind of tipsy, but tomorrow when I’m at work, it will make work a whole lot more fun. (Considering I do nothing all day.)

I hope this works!  
Skerri

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**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/52 "2002-03-13T05:46:44Z")

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Ok, you’re now my buddy. Now push my button. You promised. Yes, push it just like that. Oh, wonderful, thank you!

😃

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**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/53 "2002-03-13T07:00:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Ok. Now you’re my buddy. Friendship is just that easy. Now I can impose on you, get drunk and throw up in your car, Stop by for dinner without invitation. I don’thave to worry about being considerate 'cuz now I’m your buddy and you have to put up with me.
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> If I need a quarter for the soda machine, I’ll be sure and come to you, and I won’t worry about returning that book or that garden tool I borrowed.
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> I can put things on your tab at the bar now.\*\*

Aw, crap. Now it’s like I have an in-law, and I’m not even married. Woo…hoo.

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**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/54 "2002-03-13T08:04:47Z")

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I only click to facilitate your DESTRUCTION!!! Bwaaaahahahaha!:eek:

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**Author:** ![Kloudes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/edb3f5/32.png) [@Kloudes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kloudes)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/55 "2002-03-13T16:18:43Z")

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Getting in tight with Scylla? Sounds good to me. Of course, due to not having IM on this computer, I’m going to have to push YOUR button when I get home… _wink, wink_

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/56 "2002-03-13T18:03:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> **Ok. Now you’re my buddy**

“my buddy, My buddy, my buddy and me…”

(Hey, if _I_ gotta have that stupid jungle going thru my head - _you_ gotta have it too!)

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/57 "2002-03-13T18:31:27Z")

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I desperately need a buddy.

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/58 "2002-03-13T18:42:35Z")

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(originally posted by CelticCowboy)

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> The only reason I’m doing this is 'cause I need a stapler. I can’t find mine right now. I’m borrowing yours, buddy.

Um I took back the stapler because it’s mine I noticed that you had the stapler on your desk but um its mine I know its mine because it’s a red Boston Swingline stapler and um I have a red Boston Swingline stapler and I don’t like to be without my stapler.

I could just set the whole building on fire.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/59 "2002-03-13T23:33:42Z")

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I have a dog named Buddy but you can be my Little Buddy.

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**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/60 "2002-03-13T23:56:59Z")

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**Scylla** , you know I’m your buddy.

In fact, I am so your buddy that I can see through this whole “aren’t we all such good friends” thing and know that this is all just a social psychology web-experiment that you’re doing to see how many people will kiss your butt when you ask them to.

-\>smack\<- (kiss on the cheek)

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