# An important request

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693 "2002-03-11T21:45:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/61 "2002-03-14T02:36:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katrina \*  
> \*\*this is all just a social psychology web-experiment that you’re doing to see how many people will kiss your butt when you ask them to.
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> -\>smack\<- (kiss on the cheek) \*\*

Which cheek?

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**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/62 "2002-03-14T04:15:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Marley \*  
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> Which cheek? \*\*

That’s a very personal question. It’s between me and my buddy **Scylla**.

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**Author:** ![im\_a\_loser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/898d66/32.png) [@im\_a\_loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im_a_loser)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/63 "2002-03-14T04:39:31Z")

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Wow, a buddy. I have a buddy.  
Hey buddy, wanna write an essay on the emergence of political alternatives in western Canada during the 1930s (due last week) for me? Please… I’ll spot you that quarter for the soda machine. C’mon buddy… Thats it you’re not my buddy anymore! And clean up that puke. My car’s startin to stink…

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/64 "2002-03-14T04:46:31Z")

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You’re now not only my buddy, you’re my only buddy.

Do you have a minute? There are some things that have been weighing on my mind about my marriage, my kids, my health, and life in general, and I really need someone to talk to. I’ve only had a couple of drinks, really. Say, mind if I call you? I know it’s late, but you’re my _buddy,_ right?

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**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/65 "2002-03-14T08:46:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Encinitas \*  
> \*\*I have a dog named Buddy but you can be my Little Buddy. \*\*

Umm… me too… but you can call me whatever fits your fancy.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/66 "2002-03-14T14:09:09Z")

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I’ll do just about anything for acceptance. That’s just how I am.

Gonna go click.

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-important-request/97693/67 "2002-03-14T14:23:13Z")

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Does this mean you’ll baby sit China Bambina for days at a time? She’s only 20 months, so you’re ahead of that curve. Her favorite book is Hop on Pop, so I’m sure you two deconstructionists will get along just fine

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