An inch of rain on an acre of land= a million gallons??

Stick to guns. Those are gallons.

Oops.

Unless, of course, enough water falls to float a boat.

Then he can stick to his guns with galleons.
:smiley:

I don’t have any freakin’ guns. Or boats. Or galleons. I don’t even have an acre, fer cryin’ out loud. Let alone forty.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever use another bon mot. I’ll be a fly on the wall, and keep my two cents to myself.
I’m outta here!
Peace,
mangeorge

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African swallow or a Eurpean swallow?

<hijack> I love this place</hijack>

So, was Jack Benny actually gay? He did own a farm. I think.